Vacation spots nigger free?

[Bluegum revival]

Anyone know of anywhere in the us that you can go and not see any niggers? We like gatlinburg tn but every year its getting more niggery. Just wish there was someplace fairly close in the south we could go where theres not enough niggers to make a damn tarzan movie.

[Tailspin]

About a half a day north of Gatlinburg is Shipshewana, IN. Heart of the Amish community in nothern Indiana. Inexpensive, loads of crafty type stuff, great shopping, and spending time with the Amish folks (I grew up around 'em - Yes, there are Amish in Texas!) is something that they welcome and is a great experience for the kids. Not to mention that the food is both delicious and unique.

Fun on the water is easily available - fishing, swimming, boating, etc. - all available very nearby at Lake Shipshewana, Lake Michigan, or, a little drive south to Noble County, IN is Cree Lake, well known for it's fishing and canoeing.

http://www.shipshewana.com/

South Bend is nearby, so you and the kids would enjoy a trip to one of Americas most famous and well respected schools, the Univeristy of Notre Dame. Don't forget to visit Notre Dame Stadium if you have football fans amongst your crew. And take a camera. Sign up for the guided tour and snap the kids touching the plaques commemorating Knute Rockne's (sorry, misspoke earlier) famous "Gippers final words" of encouragement to his team..

Dining is all over the map when you're in that area, so if you're foodies, be sure to engage yourselves with not only the local cuisine, but enjoy the offerings of local faves like J.W. Chen's and LaSalle Grill in South Bend, as well as the offerings on State Road 5, "Restaurant Row" in Shipshewana: like the Blue Gate and the 5 and 20 Country Kitchen.

Lodging is readily available, but I would offer one suggestion: Stay away from the chains. You do better and at a better price with one of the local establishments. I would go even further to suggest that, if you can swing it, get yourselves into a local bed-and-breakfast. You'll immediately hook up with the locals and get a focus on how you want to vector your vacation.

If you really want a treat, and a very memorable vacation, this may or may not be up your alley, as it would require a "lifestyle change" for you and your crew for the time you are up there: Contact the Shipshewana Chamber of Commerce (that's the hosting website of the link above) and ask them for contact information for either a Mennonite or Amish Tour/Vacation Guide. Once you get hold of one, inquire about a - what's the best term here? "Living vacation" - where you pitch in with an Amish or Mennonite (the LIBS of the Amish persuasion) Family for the duration. Mind you, you have to be in the right mindset for this as it is something you are completely unused to, but GOLLY what a memory! Short of that, try to, as I said, hook up into a Mennonite Bed-And-Breakfast and cozy up to the owners.

Couple of things: You can't be a Celiac (gluten free) or a vegan and enjoy yourselves in Shipshewana because MEAT and FLOUR are as necessary as Day and Night.

Also, REJOICE: The Amish are famously hard workers and do not suffer slackers joyfully. Therefore, the experience is practically guaranteed to be NIGGER FREE, except maybe an occaisional nigger blowing in from the city and curious about seeing YT work his ass off. These few are usually isolated because the Amish and Mennonite Hawkers will have nothing to do with them and they rapidly disolve away.

Hope this has been helpful, and, if you're considering this destination, start your planning YESTERDAY. Slots for ANYTHING fill up fast and are usually booked way out, so get after it immediately. Any questions, please don't hesitate to call.



Ed Note: If you opt for the local B&B or the "Living Vacation", DON'T BE A TOURIST!!! Keep in mind that these folks and their kids are just as interested in you and ESPECIALLY your kids as you are in them - be as interested in them as they are in you, indulge their curiosity, and make everyone your equal focus. The best way to garner someones interest in you is to show your interest in them. Who knows, you might end up with some life-long friends from the bargain.

[Da Ambalamps]

Vergennes, Vermont. My wife's family has some land up there right on Lake Champlain. Norman Rockwell type scenery. Not a nigger to be found. Heading that way in a month.

[DeChimpaunte Gibs]

Where do you live?

A friend of mine went to Montana a couple years ago. Camping, canoeing, and fishing with his family. Spoke tales of not seeing a nigger for days...

[mvacanti77]

About the only place nigger free is the moon and mars

[cat_fur_allergic]

have you thought about going up to the arctic for vacation? too damn cold for them. I know its not the south its the deep north .

[Bluegum revival]

Thanks tailspin, that sounds interesting, might have to check that out sometime. I was up visiting some kinfolk in michigan, they live about 100 miles from the big niggernest detroit, where they are, no niggers around, so it was nice.

Da ambalamps- Vermont sounds nice, I'll keep that in mind as well

DeChimpaunte Gibs- I'm in south mississippi, montana is the dream vacation I've thought of since I was a kid, be a year or so, but planning on that.

mvacanti77- I hear ya bro, if they had fried chicken and watermelon, I dont think that would be safe either

awarrior- Lol, as a matter of fact I have thought about going there, almost took a job at a science outpost there as a welder. yeah, niggers dont like the cold to much

I would like to apologize to everyone and the mods of this site, I found the travel section an hour after posting this here in the yard.

[ytrewq]

Chicago or Detroit.

J/K


Try any National Park. The further away from the city the better.

[Justin Igger]

Port Aransas Texas. I go every year, lots of hotels on the beach, fishing, a state park for camping overall a nice clean town.

[Tailspin]

Port Aransas Texas. I go every year, lots of hotels on the beach, fishing, a state park for camping overall a nice clean town.

I've gotta say, yeah! Port A/Aransas Pass... I never get tired of that area. Just a short drive from us and we partake regular like. That's a good one. 'Course, you can never go wrong with Texas destinations - we got it all!

Bluegum, I thought you were farther north than that, which is why I pointed you in that direction. Michigan, huh. Mackinaw? Don't get much better than that, but Y'all come our way - we'll treat you right and give you a hundred vacations for the future, for sure.

Hell, I got a friend that's got a "dude" ranch - if you & yours are interested in that sort of thing, he'll give you all you want of the real "Cowboy Experience."

Get crackin'! It's almost May!!