We've all seen what road kill looks like after it's a couple of weeks old and had been run over by countless trucks and automobiles. You know, you can kind of pick it up and toss it like a frisby. A friend of my brother's had been taking a bicycle tour through Africa (why Africa, I haven't a clue). Anyhow the guy's riding along country road, and he comes across one of these road Kill "patties". It's kind of big, so at first he thinks it's a gazelle or a wildebeest. Upon closer examination it's a nigger, flattened to mudflap thickness. Out of concern for any other humans that might be travelling on the road, the guy grabs a stick and flips it off into the ditch the way you might do an old rotten piece of plywood.