Affirmative Action - Minority Lifeguards Can’t Swim

[Unregistered]

Excellent! Rockfish hired to rescue rockfish! Like tossing a drowning swimmer an anvil to grab onto!

I guess the "apes running the zoo" comparison isn't so much a metaphor as it is 100% fact in this case.

[Coonfest]

Speak the truth! Let them reap the consequences for their politically correct actions. I'd rather have my labrador watch my kids in a pool than a nigger! He's smarter, & he can swim!

[Coonfest]

My son is in a Junior Lifeguard program through the City of LA. I told him that when he is ready to work during the summer, he is not to work in a city pool. When WT Lifeguards try to do their job, they are often attacked by these feral Niggers.

[Dwight Mansburden]

[Nigligent]

Just throw some soap into the pool, niggers will

[Coon Tasty]

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Just think, if the lifeguards were all blind and deaf they would never have a language barrier, and no one could claim racism based on color.

They could be blind and deaf but if they haven't lost their olfactory senses they'll still hate niggers.

[Unregistered]

This is Ape-firmative Bl@cktion and niggerlogic drawing closer to their inevitable coon-clusion of an Idiocracy. Hey, if some apelets become rockfish because the "lifeguard" apes can't swim, that's okay because what matters most is that it isn't RAAAYYY-CISS!!!

What's next? Will these rubber-lipped jibba jabbas and their enablers ook and whine that we have to ship in some grass-skirted, lip-plated, nose-boned, spear shaking jungle savage from the Isle of Pingo Pongo and appoint it as a chief brain surgeon even though it has no training in any disciplines other than cannibalism, muhdikkery, dope smoking, machete swinging and snoozing, simply because it "deserves as much of a chance" as qualified, hard-working humans? It's only logical, right? Unqualified bootlips are already keeping quite a few capable humans out of medical schools and other opportunities. They're even "teaching" human children. Why not just skip ahead to the endgame of where this is all headed? Let's seek out the stupidest, bl@ckest, poo-flinging, gorilla-nosed, sagittal-keeled, cow-twat-sucking, blurple Africoon eggplants we can find and immediately promote them to the top of the professions which require the most intelligence, discipline, planning and years of specialized training! Uhhh, no YTs, of course. It'll be just like that beacon of nignog achievement - Chimpbabwe!

[Niggs_Are_Bad_M'kay]

This is Ape-firmative Bl@cktion and niggerlogic drawing closer to their inevitable coon-clusion of an Idiocracy. Hey, if some apelets become rockfish because the "lifeguard" apes can't swim, that's okay because what matters most is that it isn't RAAAYYY-CISS!!!

What's next? Will these rubber-lipped jibba jabbas and their enablers ook and whine that we have to ship in some grass-skirted, lip-plated, nose-boned, spear shaking jungle savage from the Isle of Pingo Pongo and appoint it as a chief brain surgeon even though it has no training in any disciplines other than cannibalism, muhdikkery, dope smoking, machete swinging and snoozing, simply because it "deserves as much of a chance" as qualified, hard-working humans? It's only logical, right? Unqualified bootlips are already keeping quite a few capable humans out of medical schools and other opportunities. They're even "teaching" human children. Why not just skip ahead to the endgame of where this is all headed? Let's seek out the stupidest, bl@ckest, poo-flinging, gorilla-nosed, sagittal-keeled, cow-twat-sucking, blurple Africoon eggplants we can find and immediately promote them to the top of the professions which require the most intelligence, discipline, planning and years of specialized training! Uhhh, no YTs, of course. It'll be just like that beacon of nignog achievement - Chimpbabwe!

Well said That was quite the rant and it flowed nicely too.
Feel better for getting that off your chest?

[NotThatGuy]

Two things stuck out in my head on this story.

1. Can you imagine the excitement of the Human lifeguards, over not having to put up with a summer of niggershines? Hell, if I was a lifeguard out there you would NEVER see me even touch that pool water. I don't care how much chlorine they dump in there, it will still be the equivalent of "the bog of Eternal Stench" from Labyrinth.

2. Who are the nigger Mammies going to sue when poor K'shawn drowns, because the lifeguard on duty (Jamal) was too busy trying to muh'dik everything?

[Bushman Hottentot]

The thought of that water after niggers have been in it... filthy!
them tar babies turn pools into tar pits
You ever seen a nigger in a public pool? They don't even wear swimsuits... they wear their underwear, or whatever rags they have.

I just barfed a little

The white lifeguards dodged a bullet. Hopefully they will find jobs in the security and cleanliness of their gated community.