Q: How do you stop Chris Dorner from going out?
A: Pour more gas on him!
Q: How is Chris Dorner like a bucket of KFC?
A: The LAPD prefer it served "extra crispy"!
Q: What's the difference between Smokey The Bear and Chris Dorner?
A: One is a Big Bear who's against setting fires, the other got set on fire at Big Bear.
Q: Why did the LAPD cancel Chris Dorner's Health Insurance?
A. He falsified his status as a "non-smoker".
Q: Why did St. Peter refuse to let Chris Dorner into heaven?
A. Heaven doesn't have a "Smoking Section"
Q. What's the first thing Chris Dorner did when he arrived in hell?
A. Romanced some of his old flames.