Chris Dorner jokes

[Whitey Ford]

Q: How do you stop Chris Dorner from going out?

A: Pour more gas on him!

Q: How is Chris Dorner like a bucket of KFC?

A: The LAPD prefer it served "extra crispy"!

Q: What's the difference between Smokey The Bear and Chris Dorner?

A: One is a Big Bear who's against setting fires, the other got set on fire at Big Bear.

Q: Why did the LAPD cancel Chris Dorner's Health Insurance?

A. He falsified his status as a "non-smoker".

Q: Why did St. Peter refuse to let Chris Dorner into heaven?

A. Heaven doesn't have a "Smoking Section"

Q. What's the first thing Chris Dorner did when he arrived in hell?

A. Romanced some of his old flames.

[niggersarelowlife]

Q what was the first thing Chris Dorner saw when he entered the cabin?
A A "No Smoking" sign.

[manbearpig]

outstanding!!!