Naked coon on the run....

[Nigcuffer]

Back a couple of years ago, when I was working in the jail. It was another typical night of putting up with niggers. Me and a couple of other co workers were making rounds in the cellblock when we noticed that one cell was open. We looked in the cell and the bluegum that was in there was laying on the bed.so we shut the cell door and continued making our rounds throughout the jail and were sitting up front by the coffee pot just bullshitting and etc. I got a call over the radio from the control room deputy in the back of the jail telling me that I needed to come to the cellblock we had just left that this bluegum had "popped" the cell door somehow and come out of the cell and was sitting on the table watching tv. So me and my co workers went to check it out. When we got to the cellblock sure enough it was sitting on the table. We all entered and I asked it how it got out of the cell and it said the door opened by itself so I figured I would watch tv. I told it to go back in its cell in which it did.

Once we placed it back in its cell and locked the door AGAIN it said to me your waisting your time,by the time you get back up front I will be out of the cell again. So I told it if it felt the need to pop the cell door open again and come out that he would be placed in the cold hole.(which is a dark, cold,stinking room with padded walls and a hole in the floor for them to use the bathroom. This is were we would normally put them for attempting to show there ass or if we just felt the need for them to go there). So we all leave from the cellblock and start making more rounds throughout the jail and not even 5 mins later the same deputy calls me on the radio and says this coon has popped the cell back open and is back watching tv.

About this time overseer comes in the jail for coffee and just to bullshit and I told him what we had going on and I asked him to come assist us in putting him in the cold hole. When we all get to the cellblock we see the coon sitting on the table AGAIN this time smiling at us. I got the door opened and told him to come out of the area he was in and go out the door that he was being put in the cold hole. He got up and walked to it.(which we were hoping we would have to drag him there). Once he was in there one of my co workers told him to take his clothes off and slide them out the door(everybody we put in there had to come out there clothes).

The coon looked at him and said "fuck you, it's cold in here I ain't coming outta shit mane". Overseer then told him to either come out of his clothes or he would be gassed. Finally after a few mins of him talking the nigger Ebonics he decided to come out of them. When he went to take his pants off a cell phone hit the floor next to his leg(which was contraband). One of the co workers with us went in and attempted to grab it off the floor. Well at the same time he went to pick it up the coon decided he was gonna keep him from getting it so he tried to get it as well. At this time he was maced with FOX.

Once I maced him he took off running out the door between 2 of us. And ran thru a door that goes to the other lockdown dorms in the back of the jail. The part he ran too makes a big circle around the control room so I went around the other way and overseer and the other coworkers ran behind him. Now keep in mind this bluegum is completely naked running around the back of the jail. Overseer goes through the door behind it and catches up to it. That's when overseer noticed it had the cell phone in its hand and it was trying to slide the phone under the door of the lockdown dorm in an attempt to keep us from getting it. At that time overseer pulled out his asp and struck the left arm of the coon as he tried to slide it under the door. The coon dropped the phone when overseer hit him and kept running.

I then came around the corner and as I was trying to get through the door it came running past me so I maced it again. It continues on around back toward the cold hole and grabs its clothes to wipes its eyes from the mace.It wipes it's eyes an started bowing up on one of the deputy's with us. It swung one time and that deputy ducked and then swung and hit him in its right eye. At that time it fell up against the wall kind stunned. It then tried to get up and continue fighting but that deputy stuck it in the right eye again and it fell on the floor like it had been knocked out. Overseer gave it a few more hits with the asp and we drug it up in the cold hole and shut the door and that's where it stayed till after shift change. I then went back around the corner and collected the cellphone off the ground and confiscated it.

We were all off the next couple of days and when we came back to work as we were making rounds we saw the bluegum in the lockdown dorm window with a black right eye from where the coworker laid it out. Overseer pointed and laughed at it to its face and then again it started talking its nigger Ebonics. I asked it if it wanted to be placed back in the cold hole because we were not gonna put up with its shit and it said "no,sir I'm going to go lay down and stay out of y'all's way". it also got charged for simple escape for opening the cell like it did. Needless to say once all the other bluegums in the jail saw what all had taken place with it and that we were not gonna put up with their shit, we didnt have very many problems with the coons for awhile.

[overseer]

Brother I remember that night like yesterday...we had some fun back then. Too bad you couldn't come out on patrol with us. That was one stupid nigger. Butt makes with its sail foam. Contraband, but, "I din do nuffin"

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[Nigcuffer]

Yeah, brother that was one of the many nights we dealt the sorry bitches hell!!

[General PoopyButt]

How was that nigger popping the door? Done this shit 16 years now.

[Shoizgud]

This gave me a good laugh. I could never be a police officer since i would most definitely go overboard. For all Chimper police officers i say thank you for your service to the community. Can't imagine have to deal with these shitskins on a day to day basis like yall.

[Justin Igger]

Nigger probably had that cell phone and a cell key up it's ass.

[Eddo]

How was that nigger popping the door? Done this shit 16 years now.

Yeah dude how was that jig opening the cell door? Inquiring minds want to know.

[overseer]

How was that nigger popping the door? Done this shit 16 years now.

He was putting his sheet under the door and lifting it out of the tracks. Crazy shit could do it any time it wanted.

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[General PoopyButt]

Interesting. Pretty innovative for a spook. I bet its got some YT in it. If niggers spent half the time getting and keeping a job instead of pulling that Macgyvnigger stuff, I wonder if things would be different...nah!

[overseer]

Interesting. Pretty innovative for a spook. I bet its got some YT in it. If niggers spent half the time getting and keeping a job instead of pulling that Macgyvnigger stuff, I wonder if things would be different...nah!

Actually, you are correct, sir. Its one of those uppity high yellow niggers.

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