I mowed the lawn yesterday, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold
beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy
deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here
is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be
nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy
say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case....time for another beer!
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Thread: Which hurts worse?
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03-26-2013, 04:57 PM #1Trustee
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Which hurts worse?
"I am not now nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the races which I believe will for ever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality." Abraham Lincoln, Sept. 18, 1858, at Charleston, Illinois.
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03-26-2013, 05:04 PM #2Trustee
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Originally Posted by Dwight Mansburden
My wonderful Dad taught me a valuable lesson as a young man.
"Son", he said, "I am not prejudiced".
"I believe every white person should own one"
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03-26-2013, 06:00 PM #3Trustee
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Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.
--Robert A. Heinlein
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03-26-2013, 06:02 PM #4Chief
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That, my good sir, was profound.
Not so long ago, and not too far away.
The true soiling of Old Glory
Keep it up, niggers!!
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03-26-2013, 06:12 PM #5Chief
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03-26-2013, 07:45 PM #6Chief
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Great logic DM.
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03-26-2013, 10:14 PM #7Chief
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Try passing a Kidney Stone.
Nothing changes unless there is a body count involved!
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03-26-2013, 10:32 PM #8Sergeant
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Which hurts worse?
Like someone posted above, indeed profound.
“The nigger is indolent and lazy, and spends his money on frivolities, whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent.”- Che Guevara
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03-26-2013, 10:33 PM #9Sergeant
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Which hurts worse?
That's the worst pain a human being can physically feel, or so I read. Originally Posted by Mad Max
“The nigger is indolent and lazy, and spends his money on frivolities, whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent.”- Che Guevara
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03-26-2013, 10:41 PM #10Word Pimp
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Re: Which hurts worse?
I've been there. I had three of them and they were shaped like sand spurs. I vomited, and was deliriously insane enough to want to put the muzzle of a gun in my mouth, then passed out from the pain before my wife took me to the ER. I've yet to feel any pain before or since that even remotely compares. Originally Posted by Mad Max
-Dr. Octavius Charles Honegro IV, CRC
Professor Emeritus
Afro-Centric Incarceration Studies,
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