2 Apefrican Shitskins Lead Top 5 Pope-able

[Tailspin]

I had a little free time today, so I broke out a calculator and reviewed the top betting lines to figure the odds on the next Pope. After running the stats, here's what I find, ranked 1 to 5:

Name Country Odds On Boards (S)hort/(D)rift

Arinze Nigeria 4:1 100% S

Ouellet Canada 4.5:1 100% S

Turkson Ghana 5:1 100% D

Sandri Italy 7:1 100% S

Scola Italy 9:1 66% D

In these standings, Arinze is the odds on favorite, with Ouellet and Turkson in a virtual tie for 2d in straight stats. But Turkson and Arinze are basically locked in a struggle for the lead when adjusted for Turkson's recent drift and Ouellet remaining flat. Given this trend, we should expect to see Arinze land solidly as the "best bet" as his odds continue to shorten. (sorry, I had typed it backwards originally)

Either way, gentle Chimpers, 40% of the Pope short list consists of niggers. That percentage jumps to 50% if you scratch Scola, who only made it to my list because stats put him at number 5 - which is probably a statistical anomaly given the spread, board show, and the fact that he's drifting in the odds.

"Ok, Tailspin, what's it all mean?!"

Well, basically, reach into your pocket, grab a coin and give it a flip - there's a 50/50 chance that the Catholic Church will commit institutional suicide and appoint a nigger to lead the flock - "the next being the last", prophecy fullfilled, game over.

Here's pics of the Nig Cardinal Nogs:

arinze1.jpgCardinal-Peter-Turkson.jpg

If the College of Cardinals appoints either one of these shitskins, that will be the limit for me and probably for millions around the world who will refuse to be "led" by an apefrican, "freak of nature", proto-human who has no real understanding or connection to the Human spirit, let alone the Holy Trinity.

Then again, the College, as a whole, rarely fails to disappoint.

[Count Niggula]

Do you think if the Cardinals elect a spook they will announce it with a puff of jet-black smoke instead of the customary white?

[FeelinSproggy]

6:1 on Katniss Everdeen.

[General Skeptic]

According to Wikipedia, African nations comprise about 12% of the total Catholic population worldwide, and of the two nations represented by these nigger cardinal "favorites" Ghana and Nigeria, only about 15% of their populations are Catholic. I cannot figure any reason the college would pick either of those two niggers. I'm pretty sure that Vatican city is gonna stay safely racist for the foreseeable future.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_by_country

[Badbayr]

Ah yes i can see it now a nigger as pope with saggy pants and all the other nigger accesories on the balcony giving its sermon in ebonics, throwing chikin bones at the faithful putting 26 inch rims on the pope mobile inviting rappers and bakabawl playas to the vatican

time to change religions