Sunday morning funny pages from Atlanta!

[Count Niggula]

Yet again, another computer crash while preparing the Funny Pages! Have the spooks gotten inside my computer to screw with me?!? I will persevere. Another abbreviated version in the meantime -

TWO FERAL COONS NABBED AFTER VEHICLE RELATED CHIMPOUT

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/bond-de...assault/nWtSN/


IDENTITY STEALING SPOOK NABBED AFTER HUNDREDS OF FALSE TAX RETURNS

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-l...-return/nWsbm/


START 'EM YOUNG! 15 YEAR OLD JIGABOO STEAL COP CAR

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-l...t-point/nWqjK/


FERAL TEENAPER NABBED BEFORE CHIMPOUT COULD ENSUE

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local...threats/nWs2z/


BOO-HOO! NEGRO PO-PO COMPLAINS BECAUSE OFFICERS ACTUALLY TARGET BLACK CRIMINALS

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local...complai/nWszT/


BONUS STORY!

NEW GORILLA BORN AT ZOO! INSTANTLY ISSUED EBT CARD AND GRADY HOSPITAL I.D. CARD BY CITY OFFICIALS

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local...atlanta/nWskt/

[Mr. Sandman]

ajc.com links to this story:

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local...im-anim/nWkXB/

ATLANTA — A judge has sentenced a Roswell man to seven consecutive life sentences, plus 270 years for his role in a home invasion, robbery and rape.

The May 2011 incident led to a standoff with police. Tyler Grogan’s stiff punishment came Thursday after he cursed in court as the judge prepared to hand down his decision.

“I don’t need to hear this (expletive),” Grogan told Judge Alford Dempsey.

The comment prompted Dempsey to change his sentence mid-course, handing down the maximum possible prison time allowed by law.

“Mr. Grogan. You’re going to sit here and listen to every word I’ve got to say,” Dempsey told Grogan. “Whether you want to hear it or not Mr. Grogan, you’re an animal.”

I LOVE THIS JUDGE! He probably wishes he could have sent that nigger to the gallows.

[Count Niggula]

Good find Sandman! Boy I sure dropped the ball by missing that one. TNB maximus!

[niggard]

ajc.com links to this story:

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local...im-anim/nWkXB/



I LOVE THIS JUDGE! He probably wishes he could have sent that nigger to the gallows.

Can anyone tell the judges ethnicity?

I believe he is a nigger, judging by this website...

http://www.idvl.org/thehistorymakers/Bio348.html

EDIT: he is a nigger.

Opal Hunter Dixon. She was a supervisor, traveling around the South setting up school systems for African American children.

[Mr. Sandman]

Wow, a nigger, or at least a halfricoon? The picture in the original story makes him look human.

Well, I guess he gave the long sentence because he been all disrespected an sheet, not because of justice.