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    Default blood boiled at the grocey store....

    I've been getting more than my fair share of coontacts at the grocery store lately....last time it was the fambly shoplifting excursion....now this one:

    I am picking up a few items with the hand carrying basket thingy....Mind you, folks...I bargain shop...double check prices, etc....stretching the never quite enough dollars as best I can....I have a family to feed....

    I am looking at the pot roast price per pound....doing the math as beef is a luxury anymore to working folks (hint of what's ahead).....and I pass on the beef...opting for chicken breasts at $1.27 per pound (bone in)....

    I hear some ooking and eeking nearby...and a 250lb sow is on the sail foam looking at bacon....I took one look at her shopping cart and just about exploded from the neck up.....unfucking believable...she had every prime cut of meat represented two and three deep...roasts, steaks, pork tenderloin,chops...chicken out the ass....now bacon!

    I went on to the milk section and got what I needed...I was smoking hot...naturally I went back to where the nigger sow was....and she was loading up on bisquits by now...had several loaves of that ultra cheap white bread as well (go figure).....I stopped and looked at her cart....she saw me and said..."whachu lookin at??"....I thought for a moment...and said "my tax dollars".....and walked away....I hung around just long enough to see that devil-be-dammed EBT card whipped out at the checkout by this fat, sweatty pig of a parasite....The shopping cart was obscene beyond description....who knows how many of its species it was feeding with that food...a load I could never afford....

    Damn these fucking parasites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by primate patrol View Post
    I've been getting more than my fair share of coontacts at the grocery store lately....last time it was the fambly shoplifting excursion....now this one:

    I am picking up a few items with the hand carrying basket thingy....Mind you, folks...I bargain shop...double check prices, etc....stretching the never quite enough dollars as best I can....I have a family to feed....

    I am looking at the pot roast price per pound....doing the math as beef is a luxury anymore to working folks (hint of what's ahead).....and I pass on the beef...opting for chicken breasts at $1.27 per pound (bone in)....

    I hear some ooking and eeking nearby...and a 250lb sow is on the sail foam looking at bacon....I took one look at her shopping cart and just about exploded from the neck up.....unfucking believable...she had every prime cut of meat represented two and three deep...roasts, steaks, pork tenderloin,chops...chicken out the ass....now bacon!

    I went on to the milk section and got what I needed...I was smoking hot...naturally I went back to where the nigger sow was....and she was loading up on bisquits by now...had several loaves of that ultra cheap white bread as well (go figure).....I stopped and looked at her cart....she saw me and said..."whachu lookin at??"....I thought for a moment...and said "my tax dollars".....and walked away....I hung around just long enough to see that devil-be-dammed EBT card whipped out at the checkout by this fat, sweatty pig of a parasite....The shopping cart was obscene beyond description....who knows how many of its species it was feeding with that food...a load I could never afford....

    Damn these fucking parasites.
    Wow. Items eligible for food assistance should be limited to a certain dollar-per-pound criteria. I love beef too, but I always end up settling for the lesser expensive cuts in order to stretch the weekly budget. If you have a deep freezer, I recommend going the locker beef route, and buy 1/4s or 1/2s. It can really save you a bundle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Skeptic View Post
    Wow. Items eligible for food assistance should be limited to a certain dollar-per-pound criteria. I love beef too, but I always end up settling for the lesser expensive cuts in order to stretch the weekly budget. If you have a deep freezer, I recommend going the locker beef route, and buy 1/4s or 1/2s. It can really save you a bundle.
    what is the "locker beef route"?

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    There used to be a lot of restrictions on what could be purchased on welfare. Not anymore.

    Primate, I feel your pain. I think a lot of us do. We work hard, our pay is diminishing, taxes keep going up, gub fees keep going up, everything is going up, except our paychecks.

    In my house, there are only 2 human mouths to feed so shopping for food hasn't hit us so bad...yet. However, I am amazed when going to the supermarket how well EBT feeds these things. $200 here, $300 there...How the fuck much is on those things ANYWAY?

    There are only a small amount of items, that, according to the program rules, cannot be purchased. However, I have seen posts here that make this list null. People have said that fast food restaurants are now accepting them (Personally, I have not researched that, but I am quite sure the other Chimpers here have) so the rule regarding "Hot Foods" goes bye bye.

    I am sure by the time that sow got home, the niggers were on that steak like hyenas. Tearing apart the raw flesh with their teef, chomping on the bones, even consuming the "maxi-pad" that they put at the bottom to absorb blood (Sorry ladies, no offense meant, I just do not what else to call them! ).

    Also, there are fights that occur among the scavengers trying to get every scrap. Many of the savages have also suffered loss of fingers during the feeding frenzy (And the niggers will eat those too, they are not picky).

    Sux.

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    My blood boiled the other day when I walked into an Autozone and saw a huge sign saying " We now accept EBT cash". Since when is there anything Autozone carries considered a basic necessity?


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    There are two sides to the EBT card, Foodstamps and Cash, Choice is made at check out, swiped like a credit card I think n an option comes up to pay from Foodstamps or Cash, basically they're getting about 400-600 I think either every two weeks, or a month.

    Foodstamps is for cold uncooked food anything in the grocerie store cept for the hot stuff like chickens n the other fried shit.
    Cash side basically n atm/debitcard, can be withdrawn like n atm , or used like a debit card.

    So just imagine, as I stated above, its like 200 for food, and 200 bucks in cash is what they get every 2-4 weeks.

    So if you're getting 200 bucks in food n for food alone, they go all out on the easiest thing to cook.

    God knows where the hell the cash part of it goes, guns, Air Jordans, crack, booze, cigs.

    we need law reform.

    LAW #1 No nigger can be on welfare.

    (remember though 400-600 (200-300 for food & 200-300 in cash per month)) is for maybe 1-2 groids, so that number goes up with the more niglets you have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fkkneegrs View Post
    what is the "locker beef route"?
    Locker beef is an old term that basically means that you are buying in rail weight price units (from the meat locker)(gross weight) instead of just individual processed cuts. It's an economical way to buy meat, you just have to buy like 150 lbs (1/4) or more at a time, but the price includes the processing into cuts. You can inquire at your local butcher shops about their prices, and options. Some butcher shops might even offer some bulk quantities in smaller increments.

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    It's absolutely infuriating! I was in the checkout line once, and this fat, smelly shit-sow was ahead of me. It spotted an Asian woman, two aisles over, that it knew. The sheboon started loudly ooking and eeking to the poor woman, who appeared to be embarassed by it's profanity-laced nigger babble. The Asian woman put her index finger to her lips, and said "Shhh, the language." To which the sow replied "Ah dont give a fuck, ain't nobotty feedin mah muhfuggin keeids up in heeya!", just as it was swiping it's FREE-B-T card. Every human I made eye contact with had the same look on their face. A look that says "We're ALL feeding your kids, up in here!"
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    My bearded dragon hates niggers too. Come to think of it, so do the crickets I feed him .I don't know what crickets eat, but whatever it is, I'll bet it hates niggers too.

    If you took the negative characteristics of every other species on the planet and combined them all into one single animal, it still wouldn't be half as bad as a nigger.

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    I used to get angry. I see it now and attribute it to what it is, niggers.

    You don't need to be angry ever because we all expect it and its no shock when you are prepared.

    Ebt fraud is ripe and the easiest to trace. Almost by design.

    It's easy to cheat on tax too until you are investigated.

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    Default Re: blood boiled at the grocey store....

    Quote Originally Posted by shootingcans View Post
    My blood boiled the other day when I walked into an Autozone and saw a huge sign saying " We now accept EBT cash". Since when is there anything Autozone carries considered a basic necessity?
    Nigga please. The answer is 'Rimz'.

    As an aside, just wait till them EBT cards read zero. It's gonna happen. I just hope there's plenty of aloe left around when it happens for the blister on the tip of my right index finger.

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