Nominee: Jacked Up SOW Name Of The Day: TEKEYONNA BANQUILA (pic)

[Master Sergeant]

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Name: Tekeyonna Banquila June

City/State: Gastonia, NC

Charge(s):

1, Failure to Comply

[Safetyman08]

wtf? aint nobody got time fo dat

[shootingcans]

How the fuck do Niggers come up with these names? Seriously?

[Shoogafoot Jones]

What up with the tri-colored hair? Damn, going to see that in my head next time I try to have some tri-colored pasta salad...

This name is actually easy. Apparently mammy was passed out after drinking a half gallon of Tequila. Then the bucks all took turns placing tey "KEYS" into...At this point all you need to do is play scrabble and voila! you get's Tekeyonna Banquila June. The "onna" is a nigger filler and the "B" is for BOON.

Instead of NU for boons like this, I have a better idea. Make them SWIM a lap in a 12' foot pool (Without a bucket of Extra Crispy at da finish line). If they make it, they go free...If they don't, we go fishing. Gnomesayin?

[Danny X-cop]

How the fuck do Niggers come up with these names? Seriously?

I spent a few years in Louisiana here is some of the nigger names I ran into .Cloret, Femaley, ragina, visine.
magnesia and shamana. The others were named after U.S Presidents and do not look anything like'em. What the monkeys did,saw names on the grocery store shelf or names in thier medicine cabinet at home, and named thier reptile offspring. Any name that has two or more syllables they think it adds distinction to there geneology pool.

[niggersruineverything]

My pal in KY knows a sheboon named Sheckockra and his Mom knows one named Gonhorrea. Seriously. I even talked to his Mom cause I thought it was bullshit but no. She said it about the same spelling but maybe only one r or something. But really close. I wonder if Shecockra's brother is named Hecuntra. Wouldn't surprise me with all the other names we see around here.

[Dwight Mansburden]

I know a retired teacher in Eugene Oregon who had a groidian "student" named "Leukemia".

And I know a former teacher who taught as a substitute in niggered up Philadelphia grade skoos for 5 years...and at one skoo he had a "student" named "Yourmajesty". He tried to shorten the sproglet's name to Maggie but she/it wouldn't have any of it...insisted on the complete moniker. So he didn't call on her anymore.


Edit: or maybe it was "Hermajesty".

[Danny X-cop]

My pal in KY knows a sheboon named Sheckockra and his Mom knows one named Gonhorrea. Seriously. I even talked to his Mom cause I thought it was bullshit but no. She said it about the same spelling but maybe only one r or something. But really close. I wonder if Shecockra's brother is named Hecuntra. Wouldn't surprise me with all the other names we see around here.

I'm laughing my ass off right now, thank you for this input, when I'm at the tavern this friday I will have everybody rolling in the isles with laughter. Instead of a T.V show called Americas funniest home videos. We should have Americas funniest niggers. Every blog I've read I can tell the memberes are very smart people!

[Master Sergeant]

You can't make this shit up