Gives the phrase "Holy Shit!" new meaning...
WASHINGTON, DC - Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month. Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican's highest office.
Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue, he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya. "That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it, anyway", he noted.
Continuing, he concluded, "And there's no way that a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan." Further questions should be directed to Obama's Papal Campaign Manager, Abdul Azeem Khan.
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02-25-2013, 04:31 PM #1Trustee
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Pope Barack the First
"I am not now nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the races which I believe will for ever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality." Abraham Lincoln, Sept. 18, 1858, at Charleston, Illinois.
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02-25-2013, 04:44 PM #2Trustee
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If Obama became Poop it would try and re-write the bible to say niggers are equal to humans, and not beasts of burden like it currently says.
The Tuskegee Experiment was on 399 niggers in the late stages of syphilis. These niggers were never told what disease they were suffering from, and their doctors had no intention of curing them of syphilis at all. The data for the experiment was to be collected from autopsies of the niggers, and they were thus deliberately left to degenerate. “We have no further interest in these niggers until they die", said one of the doctors.
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02-25-2013, 05:29 PM #3Trustee
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Cool, the first muzzie Pope! HNIC making history and breaking new ground everyday...
Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.
--Robert A. Heinlein
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