First she ape quips that midlife crisis led to bangs

[Ray Sizzum]

Where is sickle cell anemia or diabetes when you need it?

They take too much time.

[xcyrsist]

She added that she cut her bangs because she can't get a sports car and won't be allowed to bungee jump.

[WhiteDemon]

A mid life crisis for a nigger is when they have that uncomfortable nagging feeling in the back of their mind that they really are subhuman feral chimps that don't belong around humans. That's when they rush out to do something/anything to make those thoughts/feelings go away so they can return to their delusional mental state and believe dey iz jes lak ever'body else.