Nigger chimps out over Cracker Barrel peg game. TNB ensues.

[Darth NigNog]

This morning my aunt and I happened to be up running errands early and decided to stop at the Cracker Barrel for some breakfast. Now this Cracker Barrel is NOT fauxated with niggers. I eat there too much and have ever only seen 1 sow employee and up until today only a handful of niggers when I have been there. Pretty safe location. So we are seated across the aisle and about 2 tables down from a fat sow and her Ice Cube looking buck. The buck is playing with the little peg game they have sitting at all the tables....this one

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The buck is sitting there looking perplexed ooking at the sow about "dis beez bollsheeit" and as the buck pawed at the game you could see him look more and more angry and frustrated. The inner chimp was slowly starting to explode

Another 5 minutes or so passed after we ordered and the buck still was playing the peg game. Mumbling occasional ooks of frustration and even kept playing after its food arrived. Finally the buck snapped. Yelled "muddafugga!" and threw the game over at the sow with a loud thud with a few of the plastic pegs flying down the floor past my table. The sow told him to stop and the buck became enraged and yelled "Youz fuggin do dat game then bitch if it beez so easy!". The sow then said something else and the buck yelled "I sed shut yo mouff bitch!" and started eating. The YT manager stood keeping and eye on the situation and you could tell the buck saw him looking and I gave the buck a "don't even think about it" death glare and saw the older YT man who looked like he could have been ex-military shoot the feral beast a death stare. The nigger then started devouring its food like the filthy animal it is. Not even using a fork to eat its scrambled eggs.

I glanced over at the older YT ex-military looking man sitting next to us and he said "They need to make bigger cages". I swear if I had a chimpout.com business card I would have gladly handed him one. I bet the old man has some nigger stories to tell.

[Zorro]

Niggers are truly animals as displayed by their chimpouts and unthinkable eating habits.
Going forward, I will look at that peg game as a chimpout stimulator.

[Frosty Whiteman]

Clearly that game is racist due to its extreme complexity.

[Unrepentant]

Clearly that game is racist due to its extreme complexity.

They just need to make all the square pegs black, and then the nigger can "solve" it.

[Shoogafoot Jones]

To a nigger, TicTacToe is racist.

I wish I had seen that one. I can only imagine the frustration building inside of it's archaic unevolved brain. Probably thinking to itself "I knows to rape, I knows to rob, I knows to murdah, I knows how to... to.." and then it snaps realizing that it's ability to think is limited to only these three things and it has no chance of "solving" the game.

To take it's anger out on the sow is classical. Because it is always the sow's fault if she be within 2 feet of it Otherwise it is YT's). She is lucky the nigger didn't pull out the Glock and make her good on the spot.

Still, watching a nigger trying to think is priceless. You are lucky!

[NiggaPleaze]

I remember that game. I could see it confusing the shit out of a nigger. I think took me 2 or 3 mins to figure out the trick to it. I used to go Cracker Barrel every sunday for breakfast with the woman I was dating at the time. She drag my ass there. Has a routine with her. Go there have breakfast then go to couple of malls shopping. What she wanted to do. Then go home and bang the hell out of her. What I wanted to do.

[OCHonegro]

Provided that the buck was actually literate, had he glanced at the words written on the playing surface of the peg game he would have seen the scoring system. It's a pretty brutal indictment of your mental faculties if you leave 5 pegs left, and I think you are scored as an 'ignoramanus.' This is probably what exacerbated the chimpout the OP described seeing. He probably left 6 pegs left, which is an impossibility unless you have no clue what the fuck you are doing and you are as retarded as a nigger.

ETA: yes, I meant ignoramanus- not ignoramus- which is the superlative of an ignoramus and an asshole. I like big words; they make me feel even whiter than I already am.

-Dr. Octavius Charles Honegro IV, CRC
Professor Emeritus
Afro-Centric Incarceration Studies,
NU, North Florida Campus

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[manbearpig]

"Youz fuggin do dat game then bitch if it beez so easy!".

"I sed shut yo mouff bitch!"


yea, they're just like us.. just a different skin color, that's all...

[niggerflusher]

Maybe Cracker Barrel should change it to a "Hangman" game and make the nigger savages more comfortable...

[Coonfest]

That story was hilarious!