Humpday Housticoon Monkeyshines

**Tailspin** · 03-20-2013, 02:29 PM

It's been fairly quiet lately amongst the feral Housticoon population. This is always the quiet before the shitstorm. Here's a few from the upswing...

Illegal muh-poosie tank raided, busted for all sorts of shit:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/HPD--...199137521.html

My question here is "What is the Housticoon PoPo Deparmink doing 'trying to get the owners of Club Fetish, located in the 3000 block of Richmond at Fairdale, to get the proper licensing, but they never complied." Must be some AA coonmunity outreach to the nigger fuxxated muh-poosie clubs in da hood.

Carpet-munching mooncricket dressed like buck fails robbery attempt:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/FBI-W...199079351.html

Must've been akward when the human clerk didn't comply with the niggers demands.

These nig-nogs can't make up their minds about what to do with turdlers

Here, this nigger grabs his sowpottumus' turdler and knuckledrags down to the sea wall but abandons it in a motel before it could get to what niggers always do - either eat it, fuck it, sell it, or kill it:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/Amber...198945281.html

But this nigger gets busted for simply dropping its turdler off at the local NAPA fine-dining establishment known as McDonalds:

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/21722719/hcso

Probably just forgot about its McNigglet

Silly niggers, civility is for Humans!

Stay classy Housticoon!