At home circumcision can be a lot of fun. Occasionally, an inexperienced cutter will take too much off the top.
This is the kind of outcome that you get when a nig-nurse operates on anything other than a watermelon.
Fun fact- the good niglet's name was GOODLUCK!
"Clamp and cut", huh?A midwife who caused a four-week-old baby to bleed to death in a botched home circumcision operation walked free from court yesterday. Grace Adeleye, 67, carried out the procedure on Goodluck Caubergs without anaesthetic, using only a pair of scissors, forceps and olive oil. The nurse, originally from Nigeria, had been paid £100 to perform the operation at the home in Chadderton, Greater Manchester, using a traditional African method known as 'clamp and cut'. But it went drastically wrong leaving the child with a serious wound and causing him to bleed to death despite the efforts of doctors at Royal Oldham hospital to save him.
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