Niggers of the animal world

[NgrH8r]

OK, here's a question for you all.

If you had to guess, what would you say were the niggers of the insect world?

I would have to say that cockroaches are the niggers of the insect world. They come, they infest, they destroy, they spread disease, they multiply faster than you can get rid of them, and there's not a fucking thing you can do to completely destroy them.


I'm also trying to think what the nigger of the birld world would be... perhaps cowbirds, because they're pretty fucked up. They're scavengers, and they'll actually destroy eggs in other birds' nests and replace them with their own, leaving the cardinals, mockingbirds or whatever to raise the cowbird's young. Sounds pretty typical of a nigger to me.

[DeChimpaunte Gibs]

I'm thinking the grackle....here are a few characteristics...

Often colonize in man made structures

Hang out in large groups called plagues

They will steal food from other birds

They can mimic other birds and humans

The males are always posturing

They can be found foraging in garbage and will overtake a neighborhood

They make irritating noises

Anyone who lives in north TX or Oklahoma knows these things. They look like crows, they're not a natural inhabitant to the area and cause the destruction of crops.

[spook-b-gone]

As far as birds, I'd have to go with either starlings or pigeons.

Starlings are ugly, black feathered pieces of shit that have iridescent colored feathers on their breasts, resembling bling. They are loud and obnoxious, and were brought to America by Europeans. Due to their rapid breeding capabilities, they quickly multiplied out of control and are a disease- spreading plague in urban areas.

The pigeon is similarly ugly and useless. They can often be seen strutting around in a city's parks or on sidewalks, getting in people's way. Having no song, they coo and babble unintelligibly to each other, and are infamous for shitting all over their own nests.

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[Tyrell Latreece Jackson]

My first thought was locust .

Reproduce fast , swarm , and destroy .

Sounds pretty Niggery to me .

[Finger Lickin' Chimpin']

I was thinking maggots ... Feeding off the host until there is nothing left ..
For a bird , Turkey vulture/buzzards ...

[DukeManatee]

Don't forget the Johnny Rook, a bird that survives by eating the dried mucos of the walrus. After their parents kick them out of the nest, they form juvenile gangs and make life miserable for all concerned. The Opposum is another great candidate, just because they are so nasty. I have seen them set up shop in the carcasses of dead animals.

[Shoogafoot Jones]

For the insect I have to say any form of parasitic wasps. They are vicious, lay their eggs on another living insect, which then hatches, burrows inside it's living host, and sucks it dry. The adult then emerges and the cycle repeats it self. The common shit, garbage eating common fly is a close second.

For an animal, I have to go with the Hyena. They feed on carrion, the weak, hunt in packs, and will steal another animal's hard earned meal in a heartbeat. They are also known to get into fights for hierarchy and fight to the death. A close second is the poisonous, drooling, scavenging (Also known to eat humans), and largest lizard on Earth...The Komodo Dragon.

For our marine friends, the lovely blobfish definitely has a heads up. But for sheer disgust, the hagfish. Next to the nigger, this may be the slimiest creature on the planet.

[captaincoontact]

Not at all compares to niggers. I can't think of any other creatures that is so self-destructive, violent, parasitic and murderous of its own offspring.

[Coonfest]

iridescent colored feathers on their breasts, resembling bling

[Dwight Mansburden]

Whether insect, bird or mammal, the "niggers" are all non-native and serious pests in one way or another.

My nominee for most niggerish mammal is the South American nutria now widespread on the US West Coast:


For birds, it would be the starling:


Insect? How about the Africanized killer bee?