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    Quote Originally Posted by OCHonegro View Post
    The right horn was already broken in a tragic accident as the result of a mechanical bull riding contest at the Apollo theater back in '83. I came in 3rd place, and have been sitting/rehabilitating in this rocking chair ever since. Sometimes I look back on that episode with regret, as it was the first and only time I ever threw a coontest: I knew that if I gave it my all, the other losing coontestants would try to rape me and take my naturally beautiful and silky-soft-to-the-touch fur as a war trophy.

    To this day, I can hardly get any rest on my straw bed in my rusted tin-roofed hovel without thinking about what might have been. It's the number one reason my hatred for niggers burns still with such ferocity.

    -Dr. Octavius Charles Honegro IV, CRC
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    You shouldn't mix Nyquil and bong-hits.
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    My bearded dragon hates niggers too. Come to think of it, so do the crickets I feed him .I don't know what crickets eat, but whatever it is, I'll bet it hates niggers too.

    If you took the negative characteristics of every other species on the planet and combined them all into one single animal, it still wouldn't be half as bad as a nigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CT NIGHAVEN View Post
    You shouldn't mix Nyquil and bong-hits.

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    Hey Doc, is it true you, or possibly a fambly member, was spotted in NY chasing down some Brooklyn niggers?

    Ms. Jones actually saw this live near her place of employment. I tried to see if she could pick you out a line-up, but she could not. She did mention something about a broken horn though...

    Amazing lulz. Not sure if there is a video but I am sure there is.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#axzz2KKOhM5Re
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    Quote Originally Posted by OCHonegro View Post
    I wonder...
    Would it be possible that I had the foresight to save that photo somewhere hidden within the myriad sub-folders on the SD card of my sail foam?










































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    -Dr. Octavius Charles Honegro IV, CRC
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    Man, you really need to re-post that story. My wife laughed her ass off at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OCHonegro View Post
    The right horn was already broken in a tragic accident as the result of a mechanical bull riding contest at the Apollo theater back in '83.
    Dude, choked on my coffee!

    Quote Originally Posted by CT NIGHAVEN View Post
    You shouldn't mix Nyquil and bong-hits.
    No no, you're doing it all wrong. You gotta put the nyquil in the bong.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Tasty View Post
    Man, you really need to re-post that story. My wife laughed her ass off at it.
    I was having an internal debate with myself about whether or not I was up to the task. I said to myself, "Self, do you have what it takes to do justice to that original thead? More importantly, can you keep it as authentic as its original iteration? And why do niggers smell?" I didn't have immediate answers to the two former questions, but the latter one was much easier: It's because they are niggers.

    A few members- and some close IRL friends who read the forums as guests- have convinced me (against my better judgment) that I should endeavor to share that jaboonery with the public once again in a future post upon this thread.

    Soooooo....

    I had 1,347 posts before the crash, so when I reach 652, my next post will be that yard tale. It will be my way of celebrating my '2,000th post', in an affirmative action kinda way.

    Quote Originally Posted by Moolie Mook View Post
    No no, you're doing it all wrong. You gotta put the nyquil in the bong.

    You may think that was just a facetious remark, but you probably don't realize how close to the truth you really are. Just ask CT Nighaven. There's a very valid reason why he posted that quite appropriate reply, as my last PM to him was heavily influenced by both of those substances.

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    I am sending my donation post haste to Ernest Angley to pray for your speedy recovery and regrowth of your horn. If their was ever a TV Preacher up to the task. it is he.
    Nobel Prize winner Dr. Albert Schweitzer:
    There is something that all white men who have lived here in Africa like I must learn and know: that these individuals are a sub-race. They have neither the intellectual, mental, or emotional abilities to equate or to share equally with white men in any function of our civilization. Never fraternize with them as equals. Never accept them as your social equals or they will devour you. They will destroy you.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by barackolypsenow View Post
    I am sending my donation post haste to Ernest Angley to pray for your speedy recovery and regrowth of your horn. If their was ever a TV Preacher up to the task. it is he.
    What about this guy?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rli_J05eQ9Y
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    My bearded dragon hates niggers too. Come to think of it, so do the crickets I feed him .I don't know what crickets eat, but whatever it is, I'll bet it hates niggers too.

    If you took the negative characteristics of every other species on the planet and combined them all into one single animal, it still wouldn't be half as bad as a nigger.

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    I don't even need a story- just looking at the YT/ hooptie drawing made me fuckin laugh!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CT NIGHAVEN View Post
    Wow!! This guy is FUXXATED. I'd be afraid he would slap me if the donation wasn't enough. I'll stick with Ernest Angley or perhaps the original Uncle Ruckus, Pastor James David Manning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0stJkUWUyM
    Nobel Prize winner Dr. Albert Schweitzer:
    There is something that all white men who have lived here in Africa like I must learn and know: that these individuals are a sub-race. They have neither the intellectual, mental, or emotional abilities to equate or to share equally with white men in any function of our civilization. Never fraternize with them as equals. Never accept them as your social equals or they will devour you. They will destroy you.”

 

 

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