Suicidal spook sets hut ablaze (no survivors).

[Crap Duster]

Success story from Obamaland. Firefighters did all they can (nothing). So did the neighbors, by breaking the windows (which greatly fueled the fire).

Jeremia Mwanje, a security guard in one of the companies in town, returned to his house and set it ablaze, reducing his eight-year-old girl and son, 10, to ashes.

Ms Josephine Vienda said she heard people making a lot of noise from outside and she went out to check if it was a robber nabbed, only to find people trying to put off a huge flame of fire.

She said they attempted to contain the fire by pouring water and even called the Kisumu Municipal Council fire fighters who arrived when the inferno had subsided.

“The fire fighters from the council were turned away by angry residents because they showed up almost two hours later , after the flame had been contained,” she said.



He said they could not enter the house because the flame was too much, but broke the windows where they poured water to put the fire off.

“The man’s charred body was found at the entrance of the door while remains of the two children were on the bed,” he said.


http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/index...,-two-children

All things coonsidered, everyone gave their best to maximize the body count.

[YT Craker]

Sounds like a wonderful barbecue. Maybe a tad crispy though.

[Mr. Sandman]

Indeed, a lovely barbecue. Don't forget the sauce!

Homey Mustard
Dikkery smoke (hickory)
Muh Dikk and Sow (sweet and sour)

[Konrad K Kay]

Man, trying to find a bunch of burnt-up niggers in a torched apartment must be like looking for a polar bear in a snowstorm!

The smell must have been the type to flay your nostrils alive which means the niggers in the area will either try to eat it or get high from it.