So, I'm up early this Saturday AM... making coffee for my wife, looking forward to eating a blueberry muffin and a banana... watching the news off and on...
Then, it happens.
This Geico commercial comes on. The whole commercial is basically this giant Utumbo bakkabawl nigger from Apefrica swatting things away that people are tossing.
Guy at home with his wife tosses something at the garbage can, and this freak nigger is there and knocks it away... then niggerbabbles "Nut een muh howse" and runs away laughing.
Then we see some guy at a toll booth wanting to toss in change and go on his way. Guess what? Freak Nigger Utumbo is there and knocks his change on the ground... then wags his freak finger at Driver Dude... says "Nuh-Uhh" and runs away laughing.
Some poor asian kid has a box of Cheerios. Tosses it towards the shopping cart. Freak nigger comes out of nowhere and bashes the Cheerio box, sending Cheerios flying all over the place... then runs away laughing...
What the blue fuck?
THIS is a commercial? The freak nigger's one great claim to fame is that can bash things? And this is enough to make a commerical?
Guys, gals... if I were at home right now (and I am), minding my own business and some giant freak nigger jumped out of the shadows and bashed something in my livingroom, I'm PRETTY SURE I know what my reaction would be...
Ohhh SHIT! I done found da freak nigger!
This freak nigger's name is some africoon gibberish... Dikembe Mutombo?
Dude... just....
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