Quick Nigger Experience Story.....A Typical Nigger Woman

[HeroOfTheDay]

Hello Fellow Chimpers,

*NOTE* I DO NOT refer to niggers as humans. I am a highly educated person that always uses correct grammar and punctuation. Please keep this in mind while reading *NOTE*

I havent posted in a while, but this story is something I had to share due to the sheer RACISM I, a human (white), experienced today.

I was on a 27 hour coding run when I ran out of my needed drug.....Copenhagen Long Cut. Around 9:00 AM this morning, I drove up to the local nigger infested Shell station. As I approached the door, a nigger in his mid 20's stepped in and went out of his way to open the door for a 40's something nigger sheboon.

This thing (the nigger sheboon respond), "what a gentleman, I didn't think y'all existed anymore."

As for the nigger or the sheboon holding the door for me....out of the question.

After I purchased my Copenhagen, I walked out about the same time as the sheboon. Fighting the two decisions in my mind (to hold the door open or not), I decided to hold the door open for her - **FOR EXPERIMENTAL PURPOSES ONLY** for I never hold the door open for any nigger due to this certain instance happening multiple times.

I held the door open and she said nothing.......as expected, but I was preforming a science experiment.

Now, when I hold the door open for anyone and they do not respond, I say loudly....."You're welcome"....as if they said "thank you."

This sheboon turns around, looks right at me, snaps her fingers, rolls her eyes and walks off. (I really didn't think niggers really snapped their chimp finger anymore.....that shit died in the 90's)

I stood there with a smile on my face knowing that I got the best of the situation and thus, proving my science experiment.

Ladies and gentleman, today, I was a victim of racism.........but it turned out in my favor. Now I can tell people about my experience and if they are racist or not.....it may make them think a bit more about holding a door open for the next nigger they come across.

[Count Niggula]

You should have followed up with an amendment: "Sorry. I meant to say 'You're welcome - NIGGER!""

[Buck Hunter]

You should have followed up with an amendment: "Sorry. I meant to say 'You're welcome - NIGGER!""

I wouldn't have even held the door for a nigger during a "science experiement."

[WhiteDemon]

I've seen misguided YT's hold doors open for sheboons only to have the sheboons get that arrogant, entitled and snotty look on their faces as they walk through the door without so much as a thank you.
On the flip side, it's wonderful to hold a door open for a white lady (as a sheboon approaches fully expecting you to do the same for her) only to walk in behind the white lady and let the door slam shut in the niggers face.

I long ago learned that being polite to niggers is a waste of time as they think your act of kindness is something you owe them and is a sign you're kissing their asses because of how special they are. For that reason alone, it's good to slam the door in their faces and put them in their rightful place.

[Buck Hunter]

I've seen misguided YT's hold doors open for sheboons only to have the sheboons get that arrogant, entitled and snotty look on their faces as they walk through the door without so much as a thank you.
On the flip side, it's wonderful to hold a door open for a white lady (as a sheboon approaches fully expecting you to do the same for her) only to walk in behind the white lady and let the door slam shut in the niggers face.

I long ago learned that being polite to niggers is a waste of time as they think your act of kindness is something you owe them and is a sign you're kissing their asses because of how special they are. For that reason alone, it's good to slam the door in their faces and put them in their rightful place.

I do this all the time!

Years ago my niece and I were walking back from the store and there was this overwhelming smell of raw sewage. Clearly, one of the stores was having a problem. As we passed by this old grandnigger, the smell became overwhelming...

I didn't think anymore of the smell and my niece says, "That smelly gorilla lady with the glasses at the store pooped itself!" It was great!

[AFN_Weasel]

When it comes to niggers, there is only one way to hold a door, and that is CLOSED.

[General PoopyButt]

The only time I give a moment of my life to a nigger is by cutting it off in traffic and causing them to miss turns.

[The Horned One]

I wouldn't have even held the door for a nigger during a "science experiement."

I will usually hold doors for someone with a handtruck or similar (generally someone on the job, which eliminates 90% of niggers).
If it is a nigger, the window of distance for me to "ho de do" is drastically shorter.

[Justin Igger]

I've tried your science experiment before and the only nigs that say thank you are the sheboons over 75 who remember the good old days.

Any act of kindness or courtesy shown to nigger is taken as weakness.

[NiggaPleaze]

I've seen misguided YT's hold doors open for sheboons only to have the sheboons get that arrogant, entitled and snotty look on their faces as they walk through the door without so much as a thank you.
On the flip side, it's wonderful to hold a door open for a white lady (as a sheboon approaches fully expecting you to do the same for her) only to walk in behind the white lady and let the door slam shut in the niggers face.

I long ago learned that being polite to niggers is a waste of time as they think your act of kindness is something you owe them and is a sign you're kissing their asses because of how special they are. For that reason alone, it's good to slam the door in their faces and put them in their rightful place.

I do that shit too. I dont ever hold a door open for a nigger. I remember while back was gettting into an elevator must been like 4 white people in it. This fat ass boon was shuffling trying to catch it and yelling holdz da door and shit. I look over at the others and said FUCK THAT NIGGER. They chuckled and the door closed before it could make it on the elevator.