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    Default They were so happy, and we RUINED it!

    Young Abos here walk around calling each other "My nigger". Always makes me laugh.

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    The Aboriginals speak the worst form of English known to man. When you listen to them attempting to talk, it makes the US niggers (who speak in Ebonics) sound like intellectual Harvard debaters. That's a huge fucking shock. Every black cunt in Australia sound like babbling Macaws with ADHD while high on crack and being fingered up the asshole.
    "Put DAT MONEY in mah hand NOW!"- abo riding the bus.
    "Wombat tastes like shit!" - drunk abo.
    "Goanna is my favourite" - masterchef abo.
    "Gib'id dat der" - abo talking about sex, or fighting (both are the same concepts in abo culture)
    "Godda gedda woobla" - abo going shopping for food
    "Pass the flaggon brudder" - abo asking his brother to pass the bottle of cooking sherry or if it welfare pay-day some chilled methylated spirits.
    "Nod gilldy yaronna" - an abo addressing a white person.
    "My niece tuppy-ol tight as" - a proud family member talking of his young niece
    SEND AMBERLAMPS

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    Default Aussie Beer

    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Mansburden View Post
    Although I've never been to Australia (I did check out the capital buildings in Canberra on Google Earth the other day...impressive!), it is my understanding most of the abos are found in rural areas out in the boondocks far from the cities...where they huff gasoline so much that new formulations have been introduced country-wide that don't have the aromatic hydrocarbons they like.

    It could be worse...you could have abo infestations in human areas similar to the groidian situation here in the USA.

    By the way, what's a VB?
    Most Beer in Oz is Lager type : V.B. - 'Victoria Bitter', there is also 'Tooth's', 'Toohey's', and 'Swan Lager', from West Australia. Most Aussies are near alcoholics, I should know, I used to be one! Abos and real piss-heads drink local wine, "plonk", there is no return from this shit except the alky's ward in rehab.


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    Default also lifted from E.D. like most of this thread...

    Myxomatosis

    Despite their predilection for sniffing volatile substances, cannibalism and total absence of any sort of work ethic, the abo, left to his own devices, will breed like fuckin' rabbits. In the 1950's, the Australian Government introduced a bacterial disease into the Abo population called Myxomatosis in a bid to thin the numbers. This was thought to spread quickly amongst the indigenous cunts although government officials were never quite sure how far and indeed how much damage it did. The visible effects of Myxomatosis infection are milky cataracts in the eyes with consequent staggering around attempting to negotiate obstacles/find the nearest Centrelink and/or liquor or petrol outlet. Obviously this 'infected' state is hard to distinguish from the uninfected state so it was never established how successful Myxomatosis was.
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