No, I reckon it had stolen the shoes and hidden them in the rolled up mats. It got stuck trying to retrieve them and didn't yell out because it didn't want to get caught.Originally Posted by niggersruineverything
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01-21-2013, 01:01 AM #21Major
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01-21-2013, 02:41 AM #22Chief
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Exactly. File this one away in the same place as all the stories of good niggers who drowned in two inches of standing water while splashing around in a ghetto street pothole. Originally Posted by niggers_suck
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01-21-2013, 05:04 AM #23Major
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Every single nigger in the United States has a phone, it could have ooked and eeked for help and lived to sue the school but it just took a nap and died of TNB. The end! Originally Posted by niggersruineverything
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01-21-2013, 05:17 AM #24Major
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Good point! Originally Posted by mvacanti77
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01-21-2013, 05:47 AM #25Trustee
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Good point. And quite probable. There's no mention of him being found with only one shoe on his feet. He could've stolen them from another nigger for sure. Originally Posted by Coon Tasty
If our forefathers could see the mess we're in now they would have picked their own cotton.
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01-21-2013, 05:49 AM #26Officer
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This made me laugh so hard i cried.
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01-21-2013, 06:34 AM #27Major
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My hypothesis is that the nigger stole them from a YT kid and hid them in the mat rolls. He went back later to retrieve them and justice was served. - Notice how the news article says nothing about why he was in there in the first place. Originally Posted by niggersruineverything
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01-21-2013, 06:42 AM #28Sergeant
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I think the REAL story is that he was trying to muh-dik himself and went upside-down in the wrestling mats for leverage.
I mean seriously, who ever heard of a nigger wrestler anyways??
I can just hear Jerry Lawler; "And now wrestling fans, put your hands together for THE TAR BAY-BE!!!"
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01-21-2013, 06:53 AM #29
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A truly heartwarming story!
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01-21-2013, 08:29 AM #30Sergeant
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such a great thread, this is why i love this site.
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