Loud nigger neighbors celebrating burfday party

[Lil' Jenk]

Right now, the sheboon that lives next door to me is celebrating it's burfday party. It ceases to amaze me how loud these apes can be. I've got every freaking window in my house sealed shut, I'm on the second floor of my house, and to top it off I've got my goddamn headphones on! And yet, I can still hear these niggers blasting cRap music and ooking "Itz yo burfday, happy burfday n sheeit ook eek eek!" There's nigglets running around the place causing trouble, and double-parked hoopties in the driveway(i live in a 'budget' condominium). This isn't the first time either; These nigger neighbors of mine seem to randomly throw a bongo party at least every other week, . Many times in the past, I, and other neighbors have complained as well as call the police, but that hasn't done a single thing to shut these niggers up. The cops usually never arrive. I would go over there and give those monkeys a piece of my mind, but with so many drunk, and/or high, possibly armed niggers over there, I'm heavily outnumbered, and causing a chimpout would be highly dangerous, possibly even deadly in such a situation. Now some of you may be asking, "Why do you live next door to niggers?" Well, when you're a broke college student whose school is located in a pretty fuxated town, your housing choices are pretty limited.

[Shoogafoot Jones]

I know where you are coming from there...Had the same problem when I went to school.

And take no solace in that these types of get together's are all charged on the EBT cards. The only party a nigger ever had to pay for was one of the hangin type.

Consider this life learning experience an eye opener and use it to push yourself so as to never have to live like that again.

BTW-I encourage you to listen to CO Radio and Co UK radio...You will be laughing your ass off and whatever is going on outside will soon fade away...

[Moolie Mook]

1. Place stereo speakers in window

2. Turn volume knob to "11"

3. .........................

[unchained]

problem solved,,,,,,,,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoOT2_Z-GIE

[Lil' Jenk]

I know where you are coming from there...Had the same problem when I went to school.

And take no solace in that these types of get together's are all charged on the EBT cards. The only party a nigger ever had to pay for was one of the hangin type.

Consider this life learning experience an eye opener and use it to push yourself so as to never have to live like that again.

BTW-I encourage you to listen to CO Radio and Co UK radio...You will be laughing your ass off and whatever is going on outside will soon fade away...

LOL, I was actually listening to CO radio when i had my headphones on in order to drown out the noise...Helped a little, but didn't completely drown out the monkeyshines.

BTW, these niggers are still partying as I speak

[skillet]

Mozart, Beethoven, and Handel solve that dilemma quite nicely. Classical music, as well as country simply befuddles them. They just stand there, as if in a trance. Their black-eyed pea brains are just too ill-equipped to comprehend what truly beautiful music is. Ted Nugent has the same effect as well.

[Shoogafoot Jones]

Mozart, Beethoven, and Handel solve that dilemma quite nicely. Classical music, as well as country simply befuddles them. They just stand there, as if in a trance. Their black-eyed pea brains are just too ill-equipped to comprehend what truly beautiful music is. Ted Nugent has the same effect as well.

Just dropped my Big Gulp. Shit!

[Mr. Sandman]

Mozart, Beethoven, and Handel solve that dilemma quite nicely. Classical music, as well as country simply befuddles them. They just stand there, as if in a trance. Their black-eyed pea brains are just too ill-equipped to comprehend what truly beautiful music is. Ted Nugent has the same effect as well.

My dad used to play the classical masters when the white trash neighbors behind us got too rowdy.

[Coon Tasty]

I recommend a selection Weird Al Yankovic polkas.

[dustytoothpick]

problem solved,,,,,,,,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoOT2_Z-GIE

Great idea Unchained. It reminds me of a pain-field generator we designed when I was in electronics school. It worked great for getting AH out of the pool area so other humans could swim. They just couldn't figure out why all of a sudden they were sick in thier tummies and had a bad headache.