Today's Nigger Experience at Burger King

[Misobo1]

There must be a way that someone could come up with a restaurant chain that uses psyops to repel niggers in such a way as not to be busted for racism. I've been in white sections of the greater Chicago area and there was a liquor store that played classical music for nigger repellant. So start up a burger chain with "plantation" as part of it's name, just to rub salt in some old wounds. Maybe have a larger than life plywood cut-out of a "Lorn Green" ish looking man(as in Massa Reynolds from Roots). Have the cutout perched above the main entrance with is hands on his hips with a "don't even think about any monkeyshines, Toby" scowl on his face. Inside, the classical music will be playing non stop. On the crappers instead of "Men" and "Women", place signs that say "Heirs" and "Heiresses", with a picture of a lilly white southern bell on the ladies room, and on the Men's room a picture of that Pricky asshole from the Titanic movie, I think his name was Cal. More salt in the old wounds, in other words, cause the only thing niggers inherit from their parents are the STD's that were transfered during the Muh Dik conception. Have the establishment refer to the workers as "servants" and make it occasion to use this word as often as possible. White employees won't have any problem with this as I think most of us chimpers could say we serve customers in some way or another. This will make niggers utterly despise working at this chain. After it is started up, as part of the psyops, send out hundreds of "false nigger" trolls on facebook. Have a few of the nigger trolls whine about how it sucks working there, then have about 20 or 30 other nigger trolls attack the whiney trolls like a bunch of Jackals. Call'm a bunch of Uncle Toms for working at that cracker ass hell hole. Soon other niggers will pick up on the theme and denigrate any niggers that work for or patronise the establishment. Get niggers to enforce the unwritten "Whites Only" rule, in other words. Have a bunch of bumber stickers printed up denigrating this restaurant chain using some witty nigger lingo, then mail boxes of these bumber stickers to various nigger websites to distribute them for free. As it is now, a nigger as to be very careful about doing some YT things, like reading books for example. If a nigger was to casually mention a good Stephen King novel to some of his homeys, his black ass is going to get stomped into the ground. I know this for a fact because when I was in trucke driver school, I had a pet nigger that I lent a Stephen King book to. He'd sit in the driver's loung reading the book with one eye on the book and the other eye on the door. If another spook walked in, he'd stash that book away like it was a bag of crack and the BATF just walked in. If the psyops where done right, any nigger having so much as a YT wrapper in his car would get the living shit stomped out of him by the other niggers.
For further psyops, have the "article of the day" printed on the paper that sits in the plastic serving tray. The articles will have to be subtle, no news stories specifically about niggers, but stories that will make niggers feel uneasy. "The impending Collapse of the Welfare State" would be a good one.

This would be alot easier to read if you would break it up into shorter paragraphs. It is very, very, difficult to read as one long paragraph.

[OCHonegro]

There must be a way that someone could come up with a restaurant chain that uses psyops to repel niggers in such a way as not to be busted for racism. I've been in white sections of the greater Chicago area and there was a liquor store that played classical music for nigger repellant. So start up a burger chain with "plantation" as part of it's name, just to rub salt in some old wounds. Maybe have a larger than life plywood cut-out of a "Lorn Green" ish looking man(as in Massa Reynolds from Roots). Have the cutout perched above the main entrance with is hands on his hips with a "don't even think about any monkeyshines, Toby" scowl on his face. Inside, the classical music will be playing non stop. On the crappers instead of "Men" and "Women", place signs that say "Heirs" and "Heiresses", with a picture of a lilly white southern bell on the ladies room, and on the Men's room a picture of that Pricky asshole from the Titanic movie, I think his name was Cal. More salt in the old wounds, in other words, cause the only thing niggers inherit from their parents are the STD's that were transfered during the Muh Dik conception. Have the establishment refer to the workers as "servants" and make it occasion to use this word as often as possible. White employees won't have any problem with this as I think most of us chimpers could say we serve customers in some way or another. This will make niggers utterly despise working at this chain. After it is started up, as part of the psyops, send out hundreds of "false nigger" trolls on facebook. Have a few of the nigger trolls whine about how it sucks working there, then have about 20 or 30 other nigger trolls attack the whiney trolls like a bunch of Jackals. Call'm a bunch of Uncle Toms for working at that cracker ass hell hole. Soon other niggers will pick up on the theme and denigrate any niggers that work for or patronise the establishment. Get niggers to enforce the unwritten "Whites Only" rule, in other words. Have a bunch of bumber stickers printed up denigrating this restaurant chain using some witty nigger lingo, then mail boxes of these bumber stickers to various nigger websites to distribute them for free. As it is now, a nigger as to be very careful about doing some YT things, like reading books for example. If a nigger was to casually mention a good Stephen King novel to some of his homeys, his black ass is going to get stomped into the ground. I know this for a fact because when I was in trucke driver school, I had a pet nigger that I lent a Stephen King book to. He'd sit in the driver's loung reading the book with one eye on the book and the other eye on the door. If another spook walked in, he'd stash that book away like it was a bag of crack and the BATF just walked in. If the psyops where done right, any nigger having so much as a YT wrapper in his car would get the living shit stomped out of him by the other niggers.
For further psyops, have the "article of the day" printed on the paper that sits in the plastic serving tray. The articles will have to be subtle, no news stories specifically about niggers, but stories that will make niggers feel uneasy. "The impending Collapse of the Welfare State" would be a good one.

Man, you really put some serious thought (and epic LULZ) into that post! My sides hurt!

I like where you're going with this. Also big "HELP WANTED APPLY INSIDE" signs visible from every approach, all photos used in advertising have extra mayonnaise dripping out and/or a mascot that's a ghost delivering registered mail with his pet dog?

Stop it!!! You're killing me!!!
I suggest that all locations be placed next to police stations and/or gun shops, too. Some variation of the YT acronym should be used for the name of the restaurant...
Your Town Burgers
Yum Taco Burritos and Bites
Yankee Trouble Klassic Kountry Kuisine


-Dr. Octavius Charles Honegro IV, CRC
Professor Emeritus
Afro-Centric Incarceration Studies,
NU, North Florida Campus

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[Zorro]

My suggestions:
Animal House
The Galley
Monkeyshines
Sambo's
Toby's

Add your picks to this list!

[shadranok]

This would be alot easier to read if you would break it up into shorter paragraphs. It is very, very, difficult to read as one long paragraph.

Thanks for the constructive criticism.

[Darth NigNog]

This would be alot easier to read if you would break it up into shorter paragraphs. It is very, very, difficult to read as one long paragraph.

Someone who posts bashing the spelling, punctuation, or format of another chimper's postings falls somewhere between a nigger sow and moss on a tree. Congrats sir.

[Ndnguy]

I want to point out a beautiful chain in the south: raising canes chicken fingers

Sure Todd graves employs his fair share of nigger, But this is a privately owned chain, he personally checks the background of his employs at over 100 locations (that they have), and prevents tnb while ensuring health code and standards are above exceptional

I'd say so much for fast casual places like five guys and chipotle. 8 dollar burgers/ burritos sure are nigger repellent

[Officer JIGABOO]

FUck I hate niggers. They ruin absolutely anything they come in contact with

[WhiteDemon]

Open a restaurant called Masters or Massa's and insist all managers be addressed by that name~ Yes Master/ No Massa/ Right away Massa!
I absolutely guarantee no nigger would ever work there. Serve Massa Burgers and Massa Fries. Have employees ask everyone who comes up to the counter to order, "And what can Massa do for you today?"

[OCHonegro]

How about an Irish-themed burger and steak joint: O'pressor's Grill

-Dr. Octavius Charles Honegro IV, CRC
Professor Emeritus
Afro-Centric Incarceration Studies,
NU, North Florida Campus

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[Konrad K Kay]

There is a Viking-themed resteraunt in Iceland where staff members wear chainmail and carry steel weapons.

While there are almost no niggers in Iceland due to the closing of the US Navy base there, back when niggers did come around there were a total of ZERO chimpouts!

The best part is that no one ever complained about this type of "armed guard" since it fits perfectly into the theme, but there is nothing like the sight of a battleaxe to keep a nigger in line!