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    Default NIGGER BIRF announcment

    Came home today from work and taped to my door was an envelope with my name written on it, it looked like a child had done it, scribbled with crayon letters so I was like WTF. It was a BIRF announcement, the nigress my brother had knocked up had given birf to a 9 lb 6 ounce turd. Inside was listed it's name, De'Shawn Octavious "brothers last name" the third. Now I am like WTF because 1) I don't give a fuck about little De'Shawn and 2) It cant be the THIRD with my brothers last name because there are no niggers in my family. Whats up with this fake names they give themselves, I am surprised it was Lord De'Shawn Octavious the TURD, Lord of Niggerdom. Inside listed his 5 siblings, yes this is nigglet number 6, and a list of things it needed. When the hell has BIRF announcements included gibs? I contacted the police because the last time that the nigger was on the property I trespassed her and told her to never come back, they came out and I filled out a report but since she had not caused any damage to the property there was nothing they can do. Thank God my wife wasn't home to see this garbage, my wife is so ashamed of my EX brother and despite being a Christian paid for an abortion for another nigger my EX brother had knocked up. I ordered interior cameras and made sure the outer cameras are working and asked my neighbors to call me if they saw the nigger lurking around, I dont know how she got in, it was a gated community.

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    Looks like you're going to a nigger baptism soon... Take pictures for us man, that should be pretty funny, and see if you can make some sheboon stand during the ceremony...

    cause they'll bring out the guns for that...
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    Dayum, a list of demands taped to your front door? Is there a return address or RSVP info on the the envelope? I'd recommend buying and gift-wrapping a surplus box of condoms. Free at your local libtard organization anywhere. It'd be worth the effort. Me, I'd spend the money on one of those home HIV tests I've seen at drugstore's lately.

    Just my , it'd be funny and less harmful to your brother than a sharp stick in the eye.

    Oh, another gift idea...pay if you have to, for a couple dry-cleaning bags. I's gift wrap them and make sure to include a gift tag To: De'Shawn Octavious
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    You have my condolences. Niggers have no shame when it comes to begging for those gibs.

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    "Gated community"? Hell, you should know gates don't stop niggers, they're descended from apes and can climb ANYTHING. I would notify "security" (if your community has a booth) and "management", let them know the nigress is NOT welcome (provide them a picture of the sheboon) and direct them to call police if she appears again in the future.

    As for your molasses tapping ex-"brother", it's time to cut his cock off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manbearpig View Post


    Looks like you're going to a nigger baptism soon... Take pictures for us man, that should be pretty funny, and see if you can make some sheboon stand during the ceremony...

    cause they'll bring out the guns for that...
    Better pick up a vest at the local police store and some cigars ( menthol ) to hand out
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    Default Re: NIGGER BIRF announcment

    That truly is an odd nigger birf announcement. Most of the ones I'm familiar with look decidedly different. Such as...
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    And one of my favorites:
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    Look closely at the name.

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    Shame to hear about your ex brother man, my condolences
    Hopefully he can mend his ways one day

 

 

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