YOMOFO, Coongo - Rebel niggers steadily advanced in eastern Congo on Tuesday, and fleeing gub'mint soulja niggers even chimped out and fought with their own nigger allies as army control in the region broke down in a hilarious display of TNB, witnesses said.
The Mai Mai militia niggers normally support the gub'mint in exchange for extra track suits and Air Jordans, but they appeared to be taking advantage of the nigger army's retreat to loot the soulja niggers' weapons.
"Dey (Mai Mai) beez seein' dem soulja niggas runnin' way an dey want em tuh leave dey spears an rocks wiff 'em," Bahati "Stinky" Maene ooked and eeked to The Associated Press after fleeing its mud hut Monday night.
Tuesday's bongo party took place around Koonybongobongo, about 80 miles north of the main regional ghetto, Goma.
Typical nigger violence between armed niggers loyal to rebel nigger leader Laurent Nkoonda on one side, and gub'mint soulja niggers and their allied spear-wielding militia niggers on the other, exploded in August and has sent at least 250,000 niggers running from their dung huts. (LOL No shit - they're really using spears!)
Nkoonda told U.N. envoy nigger Olusegun Obasanjo on Sunday that it was committed to a cease-fire and U.N. efforts at nigger-control, but its armed niggers have been looting, killing, and muh-dikking over an even greater territory in the remote hills north of Goma.
Coongolese army nigger Lt. Jean-Pierre Lumisa said the fighting with the Mai Mai was an "isolamalated case."
"Sheeit, dem niggas ain't de enemy," it said. "Dey's juss diff'cult tuh contro' and cord'nate wiff, cuz weez all juss a bunch o niggas out wildin' an sheeit. Numsain? Hey, muh maing, yo gots a Kool yo can gib a nigga?"
Chief Army nigger told to GTFO
The nigger army's disarray is so niggerfuxated that Coongolese President Joseph Koonbila has told its army chief to GTFO, because "he nuffin' but a buss-ass nigga wiff no dik an sheeit."
Didier "DeShawn" Etumba, a high-stepping soulja nigger, was promoted to the rank of High General of the Niggers on Monday. Etumba was named HNIC of the nigger army "cuz de urgemency o de situashum beez necessitatum it," according to a presidential decree announced on BET.