New Coontries?

[oprah]

Prof. Nutnice, since you've done most of the coontries in your old poll, I'd like to suggest a few to add
when you get the time. One of course, is the former Upper Volta, now Burkina Faso, the end of my career as a diplomat.

The other two coontries have been in the news quite a bit lately as the witch doctors have made national news chasing and hacking up sacrificial albino niggers for their magic potions which they can't make fast enough to offer up to the local tribes. Those places are Burundi and Tanzania. An expose on the witch doctors and their gris gris should reassure our local nigger population that the motherlands are keeping up with the latest medical advances.

[nutnice]

Thanks for the suggestions, as always, Sheboon.

Here is my informal schedule of the next nigger train wrecks I'll be covering
(the countries and order are based on reader requests and the time they
were requested):

1. Uganda
2. Burkina Faso
3. Equatorial Guinea
4. Trinidad & Tobago
5. Tanzania
6. Burundi

For the Burkina Faso entry, I can definetely use some first-hand stories of TNB
and NIGGERFAIL if you have any really good ones, Sheboon!

[Dwight Mansburden]

Nutnice...this could go on for a long time. After finishing the Coontries on your list you will have the 50 US states to cover since Obongo, a bona fide half-nigger will be our new "leader" after Jan. 20th.

[budfr]

Thanks for the suggestions, as always, Sheboon.

Here is my informal schedule of the next nigger train wrecks I'll be covering
(the countries and order are based on reader requests and the time they
were requested):

1. Uganda
2. Burkina Faso
3. Equatorial Guinea
4. Trinidad & Tobago
5. Tanzania
6. Burundi

For the Burkina Faso entry, I can definetely use some first-hand stories of TNB
and NIGGERFAIL if you have any really good ones, Sheboon!

Nutnice, I´m a fan of your atlas, I enjoy it very much and would like to see entries from countries were the niggers live with other races, Europe, Latin america, etc. Those bastards still believe that they built not only Egypt but also machu pichu, chichen Itza, and other archeological sites, they believe that they were here before the indians and the europeans.

[Exterminanegros]

There are two good reasons to add Djibouti to the Nigger Atlas:

1. The name sounds like Djer Booty! (Must be Muh Dik's sistah!)

2. It is the epitome of a welfare case. French and American military installations and charity keep the nation alive.

[NAACPtookmybabyaway]

Thing is it hasn't actually done anything lolworthy, or anything at all for that matter. It's just one of those countries like Tanzania that is poor and shitty but not actually funny.

In fact most of the more hilarious Africoon countries have been featured now. I have trouble thinking of funny characteristics about the remaining ones (although Nutnice is way better at digging up TNB stories than I am lol).

[NAACPtookmybabyaway]

Thanks for the suggestions, as always, Sheboon.

Here is my informal schedule of the next nigger train wrecks I'll be covering
(the countries and order are based on reader requests and the time they
were requested):

1. Uganda
2. Burkina Faso
3. Equatorial Guinea
4. Trinidad & Tobago
5. Tanzania
6. Burundi

For the Burkina Faso entry, I can definetely use some first-hand stories of TNB
and NIGGERFAIL if you have any really good ones, Sheboon!

Fascinating to see what you can find on Tanzania, all I could think of was the Zanzibar rebellion in the 60s, other than that the TNB has been comparatively mild until they discovered what fun you could have with an albininigger and a machete.

Also, Burundi is hilarious, like a total continuation of the Rwandan genocide without the publicity

[nutnice]

Nutnice, I hope you do Cental Africoon Republic after the first six on your list.
I'd love to hear your version of that crap bucket.

I've been meaning to do that one forever, but it always gets pushed back.
But believe me, it's coming. The nigger dictator there, Jean Bedel Bokassa,
was a total riot.

[Dwight Mansburden]

The name alone qualifies it.

Also, Djibouti is in a strategic location in the crotch of the horn of africa.

It was a French colony now independent, I think, but the French and US military still have bases there.

The country's leader be Sheik Djibouti.

[nutnice]

There may be grounds to include Djibouti in the Atlas (besides its name, lol), but it's
probably going to be a while before I get to it. There's a veritable shitload of lulzworthy
coontries on the list that I will have to tackle first. Thanks for the suggestion, though.