Jehovah's Witnesses...can't get away from 'em!

[BornAgain]

What is it with niggers and them being Jehovah's Witnesses? I see a lot of them standing around on street corners, just standing there, but holding their little pamphlets, booklets or even a sort of attache case that has an assortment of them in there on display.

What I find tiring is when I'm standing at a bus stop, and some kind of vehicle parks behind the bus stop, some sheboon steps out of it (dressed to the nines) and tries handing me one of their little magazines. I shake my head no before they can get half a sentence out of their pie-hole, and they slunk back to their car.

Walking to the store this morning with my kid in the stroller, I see a Jeep Cherokee getting a jump from a car parked behind it as we're about to walk past both of them. The driver of the Jeep is some older bootlip dressed up in some kind of monkey-suit, and his boo had just sat down in the car. I was thinking to myself, I wouldn't be surprised in the least if one of these niggers tried to hand me something. Sure enough, just as we were walking past the car, I can hear the sheeboon saying to us: "Good morning, sir, would you---?...Hell-lo???". I kept on walking.

Goddamn, can't they just mind their own fucking business, or just pester their fellow chimpanzees into joining?

[Zack Morris]

What is it with niggers and them being Jehovah's Witnesses? I see a lot of them standing around on street corners, just standing there, but holding their little pamphlets, booklets or even a sort of attache case that has an assortment of them in there on display.

What I find tiring is when I'm standing at a bus stop, and some kind of vehicle parks behind the bus stop, some sheboon steps out of it (dressed to the nines) and tries handing me one of their little magazines. I shake my head no before they can get half a sentence out of their pie-hole, and they slunk back to their car.

Walking to the store this morning with my kid in the stroller, I see a Jeep Cherokee getting a jump from a car parked behind it as we're about to walk past both of them. The driver of the Jeep is some older bootlip dressed up in some kind of monkey-suit, and his boo had just sat down in the car. I was thinking to myself, I wouldn't be surprised in the least if one of these niggers tried to hand me something. Sure enough, just as we were walking past the car, I can hear the sheeboon saying to us: "Good morning, sir, would you---?...Hell-lo???". I kept on walking.

Goddamn, can't they just mind their own fucking business, or just pester their fellow chimpanzees into joining?

I often pondered this myself. Like, look at the Jacksons... they were fuckin Jehovah Witnessed up the ass. But more so, in real life, I had some nicely dressed sheboon and her sheniglet, come to my house and hand me a pamphlet about the local Kingdom's Hall. Guess that was some kind of low pressure sales tactic, as most Mormons and Jehovah's figure not to bother with me when I openly announce I'm a practicing Roman Catholic.

Anywho, that Seventh Day Adventist movement started sometime after the Civil War I think. So, then that spin-off of the Jehovah's Witnesses might have recruited newly freed slaves. I thought most niggers were baptists and shit, more southern-oriented sects of Christianity. You virtually never see Nigger episcopalians, Catholics, or Presbyterians.

[Zack Morris]

Actually, I looked into this more. Looks like as if, there are heavy evangelization efforts by JWs in the black coonmunity. Poverty and ignorance of blacks = blacks joining in droves. Hell, if the people were selling vacuum cleaners door to door in a neighborhood full of borderline retards, which im sure we all agree that niggers are, the orders would pile up.

[Coon Tasty]

At least they're not Black Muslims.

[Shoogafoot Jones]

At least they're not Black Muslims.

Very well said. If they were, they would be back at your front door with an IED strapped to their chest.

[Tuskegee]

I have never seen a nigger Jehova in my area, they must be racists in San Diego

[YTISFEDUP]

I don't know what it is with the jehoves and niggerloving. My wifes' boss is a devout jehove and fills the shop up with nothing but useless niggers.

[Eoppen]

I often pondered this myself. Like, look at the Jacksons... they were fuckin Jehovah Witnessed up the ass.

Yeah, and for quite a long time, Michill Jackscoon was let get away with a lot of stuff that'd have got a rank-and-file Witless kicked right out...big, huge birfday celebrations, just for starters (Witlesses, as I understand it, do not celebrate birfdays). I guess he was bringing in enough $$$ that they were willing to let him slide. I wonder what they thought of what he apparently did with all those little boys?

Some day, some smart charlatan (probably a YT) will start a church that really appeals to the groids. Call it "Da Church of Lawzy Jeebus," with Communion celebrated with purple drank and waddymelon, fride chikkun mandatory at every meal, and enough "bling" in the sanctuary to blind anybody stupid enough to fire off a flash gun. Of course, "da Revrund" would be driving around in a block-long gold Cadillac or even a Rolls-Royce, since the members would be required to tithe at least half of all the they get and the proceeds from theft and fraud.

Hmmm...this could be a big money-spinner!

[Coonfest]

Yeah, and for quite a long time, Michill Jackscoon was let get away with a lot of stuff that'd have got a rank-and-file Witless kicked right out...big, huge birfday celebrations, just for starters (Witlesses, as I understand it, do not celebrate birfdays). I guess he was bringing in enough $$$ that they were willing to let him slide. I wonder what they thought of what he apparently did with all those little boys?

Some day, some smart charlatan (probably a YT) will start a church that really appeals to the groids. Call it "Da Church of Lawzy Jeebus," with Communion celebrated with purple drank and waddymelon, fride chikkun mandatory at every meal, and enough "bling" in the sanctuary to blind anybody stupid enough to fire off a flash gun. Of course, "da Revrund" would be driving around in a block-long gold Cadillac or even a Rolls-Royce, since the members would be required to tithe at least half of all the they get and the proceeds from theft and fraud.

Hmmm...this could be a big money-spinner!

[overseer]

I don't know what it is with the jehoves and niggerloving. My wifes' boss is a devout jehove and fills the shop up with nothing but useless niggers.

They actually came to my Aunts house once back in the late 80's and she engaged them in a debate. She had researched their beliefs and was ready for them. It was two YT wimminz and a YT guy. My aunt asked them why they promoted YT and nigger relations so much, and the YT wimminz were telling how they were such "dynamic" lovers and how we are all the same...blah bla blah...
Fast forward, I am living in North Carolina, fresh out the Corps, and starting my career in LE. Three of these fuckers came to my house, 2 YT men and one YT woman. I lived at the dead end of small country road. I have no problem with ANY religion, or anyones personal beliefs. But these fuckers are nothing but a nigger cult. So anyway, they drive up, and start up my walk. I step out onto the porch and recognize right away what they are. I tell them to stop right there and they all try talking at once about "Jehova". I said quite simply, "I know what you are, and why you are here. I do not like niggers and I despise niggerlovers. Get off of my property, or I will release this dog. (I had my K-9 on leash and ol Ruger was keying up on me) They were like, "oh my god, youre a rayciss!" To which I replied, "Yep, and so is my dog"! It was EPIC and I laughed for a good thirty minutes after. Had to call all my friends, and we had a bonfire that evening and told our niggerlover stories. I didnt find out until later that they actually try to always have at least one nigger in every "visitation".