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    Default Nigger Santa gives new meaning to "Ho, ho, ho"



    Nigger Bond, nigger president ... why not Nigger Santa? What sacred institution is next to be destroyed by the nigger plague?

    There's A New Santa Online And He's Creating Magic For The Nigger Holidays
    Website Offers Culturally Designed Black Santa Letters Anyone Can Personalize For The Holidays.

    Dallas, Texas (PRWEB) November 15, 2008 -- Dallas based internet publishing company NetNia Publishing adds 17 new Christmas letters to their holiday site BlackSantaMagicLetters.com. Designed with images of a nigger Sambo Claus, his elf helpers, and holiday favorites such as Rudolf-the-blackfaced-reindeer, visitors instantly create the letters online and print them immediately to their own printers.

    Mammies, babydaddies, friends and lovers, aunts and uncles, grandparents and others who wish to send or give these unique letters, simply visit BlackSantaMagicLetters.com, answer a few questions, and click a button. ... Visitors choose from 10 letters for niglets, 5 letters for grown darkies, a Nice List certificate, and a Kwanzaa letter.
    Negroes are so inferior that they have no rights which whites are bound to respect.
    Chief Justice Roger Taney, Dred Scott v. Sandford, 1857.

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    Ten Top Wish List Items
    Trek Bicycle ( 23 )
    House ( 18 )
    Trek ( 12 )
    Nintendo ( 9 )
    Car ( 5 )
    bike ( 5 )
    Playstation ( 4 )
    Trek Bike ( 4 )
    Cell Phone ( 4 )
    Bicycle ( 4 )

    Hey God. *psssst* .....enough with the niggers already......eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Larsen View Post
    [CENTER] Ten Top Wish List Items

    Some of the top 100 items are better yet:

    1 hundred Top Wish List Items

    Helicopter ( 3 )
    Car Tires ( 2 )
    Child ( 2 )
    Porsche ( 2 )
    New Kitchen ( 1 )
    Tiger ( 1 )
    Everything ( 1 )
    Wealth ( 1 )
    Gun ( 1 )
    Husband ( 1 )
    Negroes are so inferior that they have no rights which whites are bound to respect.
    Chief Justice Roger Taney, Dred Scott v. Sandford, 1857.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niggerologist View Post
    Some of the top 100 items are better yet:

    1 hundred Top Wish List Items

    Helicopter ( 3 )
    Car Tires ( 2 )
    Child ( 2 )
    Porsche ( 2 )
    New Kitchen ( 1 )
    Tiger ( 1 )
    Everything ( 1 )
    Wealth ( 1 )
    Gun ( 1 )
    Husband ( 1 )


    OMG! This is the funniest monkeyshines I've seen in a long time!

    Un-checked niggers are the most ridiculous things on earth!
    Hey God. *psssst* .....enough with the niggers already......eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niggerologist View Post
    Some of the top 100 items are better yet:

    1 hundred Top Wish List Items

    Helicopter ( 3 )
    Car Tires ( 2 )
    Child ( 2 )
    Porsche ( 2 )
    New Kitchen ( 1 )
    Tiger ( 1 )
    Everything ( 1 )
    Wealth ( 1 )
    Gun ( 1 )
    Husband ( 1 )
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    Holy shit, I'm still laughing about this!
    This has to be mass emailed for the holidays!!!
    Last edited by Capt. Larsen; 11-16-2008 at 05:09 PM.
    Hey God. *psssst* .....enough with the niggers already......eh?

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    Looks like THE number one item was forgotten, "Who be my Daddy?" was left off the list.
    “The right to bear arms shall not be infringed”.

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    Nigger Santa's Wish List



    TOP TEN

    (1) Find out who my daddy be
    (2) Nigga's Furst Handgun
    (3) Full set of gold teef grillz
    (4) Air Jordans wif the gold soles
    (5) Dime of Hydro
    (6) Pearl painted Escalade
    (7)A job taste testing Popeye's Chickun
    (8)A month supply of Drank
    (9)Expunginante mah juvenile record
    (10) A ho

    Why do police dogs lick their asses?
    To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths

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    Bingo that was hysterical. I am LMAO!

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    There was a song on the Howard Stern show, it had to be 10 years ago, called "Nigger Claus". I can't remember all the lyrics, but it said Nigger Claus had chicken in his beard and beer on his breath and he stole all the kids' presents. If I can find it, I'll post a link.

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    Appropriated from Uncyclopedia with edits



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    Nigger Santa is the highly corrupt and infamous counterpart to the White Santa. He lives off of bacon fat and resides at the summit of the highest rubbish dump in Compton, CA.



    When your parents told you Santa wasn't real they lied... he is real. Its just that Black Santa comes and steals the presents that Santa leaves.

    He is not nearly as inconspicuous as the real Santa and is usually high. Instead of taking a sleigh with reindeer, Black Santa takes the bus.



    Most of the time, Black Santa can be found on a clear summer day snorting coke in an alley off the expressway or robbing a liquor store across the street. Black Santa’s real ambition to come out every year and partake in the Christmas Holiday is search of COAL BURNERS.

    :burner

    Black Santa often appears on T.V. shows; most habitually COPS. He holds the record of most COPS celebrity appearances (5,928)

    Why do police dogs lick their asses?
    To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths

 

 

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