Culturaly diverse laptop

[paperhat]

So, I got a ticket for a laptop yesterday that had been shutting down "abruptly" while the user was working on it from home. When the laptop came in, the outside of the heatsink on the side of the LT was corroded with roach residue. It was a pretty disgusting sight. The libtard that I work with grabbed it from Amos the nigger and handed to me, but before that he told me that I should put it in a plastic bag. So after about puking my guts out, I did just that. I showed it to my sup and he told me to get him a new laptop and he will be dealing with the nigger user for abuse of company property. That afternoon, the nigger kept calling us wanting to know where his laptop was and how we were going to make it stop shutting down. Ok, backing up, the reason why it was shutting down was because it was over heating. the reason why is because when I lifted up the the keyboard it was full of nasty nigger roaches. Dead ones. Friggin disgusting. So we told this nig he will get a loaner so that he can work, and in the mean time we will build him another laptop (OS build). He kept calling wanting to know the status every hour. Finally I got sick of his shit and went home. On my way out, I see this shuffling, filthy nigger with the security guard. He tells me he's here to pick up his loaner laptop. I told him, fine, the other guy is down there. Have him grab one off the KVM as they were done exploding. Turns out he went down there to harass my co-worker demanding shit. Said he wants his new laptop NOW!!!. I come in this morning and my buddy is pissed at me. I asked him what happened and he gets red in the face and tells me to call my nigger and deal with him myself. I asked him what's wrong, and he tells me what happened. Typical TNB. So I got the nigger back. I told him this morning when he called me three different times, "Hey, come on down. I've got your new laptop done". So he starts driving and I call him on his cell phone about a half hour later. "Hey, Lotus Notes is screwed up. It's gonna be a while. I'll call you when it is fixed". So the nigger has to drive back home and waste gas. Then I call him again a couple hours later and do the same thing, but this time I tell him I forgot about installing his software and i will have to wait until i get the request back to do it. This is after I already have the request and there is no special software to be installed other than what is already included in the image. I finally hand this damn machine back to him and tell him to have a great day. Nigger's pants were filthy as hell and I had to shake his hand. Washed my hands and Purelled after that. Gah...

[Justin Igger]

The laptop was probably filled with illegal porn and other things he didn't want found. You probably missed an opprotunity to get the nigger fired or worse.

[shootingcans]

What is your companies policy on employees use of company laptops? Even though the company lets you take them home they are still company property.

My companies " Magic" Nigger did the same thing, brought a company laptop home, and returned it a couple months later with porn, and a shit load of viruses on it. Not to mention the smelly,corrosive Nigger shit that was packed tight within it.
Needless to say he is not allowed to take home any company property from then on, and now he has to come into the office to work.

I talked to the company computer tech, and he told me that there was so much shit packed tight between the air vents, around the cooling fan, on top of the mobo, etc that it overheated. If that didn't kill it, the amount of viruses defiantly would have. He ended up destroying the Hard drive and trashed the rest of the laptop for there was nothing salvageable in it.

The company I work for allows it's employees to take their laptops home so they can work from home, this Nigger was pissed that now he has to be up at 6AM and go to the office every day. They would have fired him, but since he is the only Nigger in the building..... You know the rest.

Niggers and any kind of technology don't mix.