Do Niggers cook Turkey's on Thanksgiving ?

[SC Anemia]

I'm not being tongue-in-cheek here, it's a serious question. My family, and now my children's family's are what I would guess to be traditionalists. We have always served a Thanksgiving menu made up of turkey & gravy, dressing, yams, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie...and somebody's shitty 3-bean salad. There is always a lot more than that on the table but those seem to be the traditional essentials. I have never had the misfortune to be held at gun-point in a nigger home for Thanksgiving so I have no idea what a nigger menu would be.

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1. How do you steal a 20+ lb. turkey and is it baked, roasted, fried, batter-dipped, deep-fried, or excra-crispy ?
2. Can you get enough bread from the missions & churches to make stuffing?
3. How do you make pumpkin pie from month-old stolen jack o'lantern's?
4. Who could eat at turkey that has been muh-dikked in both ends?
5. Do today's mammy's still cook or did that die out with the civil-rights movement?
6. Lastly, why would a nigger celebrate a harvest festival when it was the use of niggers as farm implements that in part, in later years brought the harvest?

Oh, and you soft-headed "it's a pagan or religious ritual", ahem.....ahem............Go Fuck Yourselves! Open a book once in a while.

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[Tuskegee]

Only the Trustee's, after all, they do serve turkey in prison.

[shadranok]

They cool meth on thanksgiving

[Intolerant]

Since the nigger existence is based upon mimicry of human behaviors, I would guess the more traditional meaning niggers (those who actually try to have families and avoid prison) would attempt some sort of pseudo Thanksgiving type dinner. Still though, McDonald's in urban centers notice no reduction in sales on TG day. Chinese buffets stay open as well, since niggers just can't resist sucking on those nasty (rejected) alls you can eats crab legs an' shit. On second thought, I can't even imagine a group of niggers actually laboring over a stove when so many fast food joints are still open for their convenience. Never mind.

[CharcoalBriquette]

There's only one bird the negro is interested in:

[Rape Ape]

They probably cut the turkey up and attempt to fry it like chikkinz. Which would be full of fail: You would either get burnt coating, or raw chikkinz, but niggers are primal savage knuckle dragging predators so that's probably not a problem for them. And if they do burn the KFT so much that even niggers won't eat it, they can just chuck one of the niglets into the crab boil pot and habs dem sum' lopsta.

[spook-b-gone]

A nigger Thanksgiving? Niggers are unappreciative parasites that aren't thankful for shit. Their entitlement mentality has erased words like "thankful" and "gratitude" from their vocabularies.

Niggers don't give thanks. They give STDs.

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[niggerflusher]

Yes, but they screw it first

[SlashersHateSpooks]

I always heard they didn't because KFC was closed.

In all seriousness, I don't know if they do or not. Some of the grandboons might try to halfass some kind of approximation of Thanksgiving dinner, but it would without a doubt be full of fail, AIDS, and salmonella. Niggers cannot cook for anything, and I always shake my head when I hear about 'nigger chefs'. The food that niggers are supposed to be famous for cooking such as ribs, cornbread, collard greens and fried chicken is actually just Southern food that they ruined and niggerfied. My Memaw made all of those things, and I guarantee you it was all a thousand times better than anything niggers ever dreamed of slapping together.

[Tuskegee]

The niggers call it tanksgimmie
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