Magic Shave

[S.T.P]

Dude's post about his experiences in the Army brought back a very unpleasant
memory for me. The part when states niggers will get a profile for shaving was the trigger point.

Seem nigger hide cannot take shaving cream and a razor like humans. When they do they get whats called razor bumps - basically it's like acne. If they washed first and used aftershave they might not get this but they would either get a shaving profile so they didn't have to shave (some groids would grow a full islam style beard) or they would use;

Magic Shave. This stuff would be layered on their faces with a plastic knife like plastering drywall and it stank of the most horrific sulfurous stench you would expect to come from the gates of hell. Now imagine there are three nigs at a four sink latrine it made you gag. They would then use the knife and scrap off the literally burned away hair!

A small story but a fine example of nigger hygiene.

http://www.softsheen-carson.com/_us/_en/magic-shave/

[unchained]

The stench of magic shave is forever stuck in my brain.

[Dude Here]

Oh man, you had to bring up Magic Shave didn't you? Ugh, the smell of that shit would stay on the niggers skin for hours afterwards too. Like they didn't stink bad enough already.

[Mr Bootkick D Nigr III]

Yea I remember a bunch of crybaby jigs complaining about Not having access to an Electric shaver cuz it beez hurtin dem shavin wit da razor and sheet. Well boo fucking who you plopped out a nigger from your Mudda, Not my fucking problem!

[unchained]

What amazed me was the way those fuckin niggers would walk around for HOURS with that shit on their domes or mugs stenching the place up knowing in my head that if a white person got even the smallest amount on their skin it would melt your hide off.

[OCHonegro]

Just another defect of the nigger anatomy. Their face fur is curly and nappified like the rest of their hide and as such would turn and grow back inside of their face, causing infection and those bumps.

I didn't think about it as much while I was in, but now I do remember during morning formation that they coonstituted the overwhelming majority of profile riders. Especially when I was in Korea where a large number of them got a profile for crabs infestation. A nigger barely works as it is, imagine the amount of work you get done with a one-armed nigger (the other paw constantly scratching at its groin).

-Dr. Octavius Charles Honegro IV, CRC
Professor Emeritus
Afro-Centric Incarceration Studies,
NU, North Florida Campus

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[SC Anemia]

Thanks for your thread but until a few moments ago, the only olfactory memory I had left of my time in the service was Pine-Sol. The officially adopted aftershave of the Marine Corps. When I think back to the barracks days...all I could think of was Pine-Sol. But...since you brought it up...Yeah, fucking Magic Shave! A god-awful, smelly attack upon my senses. I was only thinking about the recruit depot. Out in the Fleet Marine Force, yup #1 would be that nasty ass crap. Well since I'm talking about the barracks...I also remember "lemme-git-one-noes" and loud, annoying boom-boxes, the clusterfuck it was when the Sgt at arms happened to be a shitskin and the niggers taking-over the head and being in there all freakin' day.

With just hot water, I've removed the feathers from a chicken in 1/4 of the time.

An interesting side-note for my brothers-in-arms that weren't Jar-heads...unless you were hemorrhaging from head trauma there were no shaving "passes" or whatever you guys were talking about. Our Staff NCO's would tell us about how our gas masks wouldn't check & clear except on a smooth face...often to the whiny nigger, "Those bumps are too long, shave 'em down"

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[Pool Dog]

Thanks for your thread but until a few moments ago, the only olfactory memory I had left of my time in the service was Pine-Sol. The officially adopted aftershave of the Marine Corps. When I think back to the barracks days...all I could think of was Pine-Sol. But...since you brought it up...Yeah, fucking Magic Shave! A god-awful, smelly attack upon my senses. I was only thinking about the recruit depot. Out in the Fleet Marine Force, yup #1 would be that nasty ass crap. Well since I'm talking about the barracks...I also remember "lemme-git-one-noes" and loud, annoying boom-boxes, the clusterfuck it was when the Sgt at arms happened to be a shitskin and the niggers taking-over the head and being in there all freakin' day.

With just hot water, I've removed the feathers from a chicken in 1/4 of the time.

An interesting side-note for my brothers-in-arms that weren't Jar-heads...unless you were hemorrhaging from head trauma there were no shaving "passes" or whatever you guys were talking about. Our Staff NCO's would tell us about how our gas masks wouldn't check & clear except on a smooth face...often to the whiny nigger, "Those bumps are too long, shave 'em down"

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Lol I know of what you speak....I was Army but my son is in the Corps now.

[BullConnor]

I used to work with a nigger that used that shit. He used it on his face and on his head.

One day he came to work with the entire top of his head raw and as pink as bubble gum.

It seems he caked his head with that foul smelling shit and fell asleep. It removed all the hair... and the skin too.

[manbearpig]

Dude's post about his experiences in the Army brought back a very unpleasant
memory for me. The part when states niggers will get a profile for shaving was the trigger point.

Seem nigger hide cannot take shaving cream and a razor like humans. When they do they get whats called razor bumps - basically it's like acne. If they washed first and used aftershave they might not get this but they would either get a shaving profile so they didn't have to shave (some groids would grow a full islam style beard) or they would use;

Magic Shave. This stuff would be layered on their faces with a plastic knife like plastering drywall and it stank of the most horrific sulfurous stench you would expect to come from the gates of hell. Now imagine there are three nigs at a four sink latrine it made you gag. They would then use the knife and scrap off the literally burned away hair!

A small story but a fine example of nigger hygiene.

http://www.softsheen-carson.com/_us/_en/magic-shave/

oh man, I had completely forgotten about that... "I gots a profile, i cants shave"...

man, thanks for the memory.. that was like lesson # 21 on "why can't niggers act like humans"...