I'M AMAZED THEY DIDN'T MUH DIKK HIM TOO!!
A Rock Hill man whom police found standing naked in a yard early Sunday said he was robbed by two PAVEMENT APES who forced him to strip before stealing his SAIL PHOME.
Shortly before 1:30 a.m., an officer heard seven gunshots go off. The officer found the 25-year-old man standing in the front yard naked.
The man said two NIGGERS, held him at gunpoint and told him to GIBS it up, the report states. They warned the man not to make them kill him before they ordered him to remove his clothes and then took his Cricket cell phone and his wallet filled with $200 cash.
Police found five 9mm shell casings in the driveway. They later found a yellow hat, a pair of glasses and a yellow shirt in the woods and a black and red hat in the backyard.