I was talking to my kids in the car about names of people who have months named after them. We could only think of a few ...
January Jones ... who was married to The Great White one . ( Wayne Gretzky ) He stoled muh Nike(Air Jordan's)name - Nickname-, an sheeiit !
April , of course .
May ... and Mae West ? Was she a coalburner too , or still too early in America for much
of that ?
August ? So about 4 or 5 .
Then , which month is worst month , which was easy ...
FebBOOuary ... Waiting for spring to Spring , tired of Winter .
Just got done having "His name is Martin" Lootha Coon day 2 weeks prior.
And of course ... "Niggers got's no Hisstrey Munff ".
So I tell my two Kids (They know the drill) , That Niggers are historyless . Their claim to fame is some muddafuggin peanut butter , which of course was invented by Aztecs , or some sheeiit , centuries before .
Their only history involves a subhuman existance , and aggression . (Riots , Rape ,
Protesting , Rosa Parks being all uppity on da bus , etc. )
PS. You can sit wherever your bedbug riddled stanky black asses want on da bus now .
Then I got to thinking ....
Niggers probably think they imbentid (maple , not grape) syrup cuz MRS. ? ( Ha , no one will marry a Sheboon) , Buttaworffs bottle beez shaped like their fat ass mammy , with a greasy doo rag on her nappy head .
And imbentid rice , cuz Nigger Uncle "Muh Dik " Ben beez on da box.
" What the fuck does a Nigger have to do with rice ?" , I contemplate to meezselb .
And imbentid pancake mix , cuz Aunt JoMamma beez on da box . Or is that syrup also ? I get my Niggers mixed up sometimes .
And , why is it that we do not have a peanut butta jar shaped like George Don'tWashhisassington Carver ? ( That Nigger stoled 3 white man's names ! , and the most prevelent one today ... Washington ) , Or have Jesse Jackscoon on a label of a peanut butter brand ??!
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Any other products that anyone can think of that have Niggers on their labels , that would easily convince Niggers they imbentid it also ? ? ?
Stupid Niggers .
PMS . This took me a while ... Kumpoota's beez diffamacults too meez , can a Chimper get some feedback ?
Thanks , Hoping all have a Nigger free day !