Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 19: United States of America

[nutnice]

United States of America

Location: North America
Population: 305,611,000
Capital: Washington, D.C.
Racial Groups: White (including Hispanic) 80%, Nigger 13%, Asian 4.5%,
Native American 1%
GDP (Total): $14.334 trillion
GDP Per Capita: $47,025
Main Industries: Talking on the phone, ringing cash registers, pushing
papers, buying and re-selling junk



The United States of America, a formerly important and prosperous
nation--and the most powerful nation the world has seen so far--was
first populated by hundreds of different native tribes who emigrated
from Asia, perhaps as long as 40,000 years ago. It is believed explorers
from Scandinavia arrived in North America hundreds of years before
the Western Hemisphere was officially "discovered" in 1492 by Christopher
Columbus. What would eventually become the political entity known as
the USA began in 1607, with the first English settlement, Jamestown. The
Plymouth colony was established in 1620, also along North America's
east coast. By 1733, The Thirteen Colonies would be established, and
these would rebel against Britain in 1775, declare independence the
next year and become a nation in 1781.

The new nation's Founding Fathers had a terrific idea: they would form
a nation which, at least on paper, would treat people as free, independent
beings with inalienable rights and freedoms, where anyone could do whatever
they wanted as long as they were not hurting anyone else. There would
be a major problem with this idea, though: starting shortly after the
continent's colonization, Europeans brought niggers to the colonies to
work as slaves, because this was cheaper than paying people for an
honest day's work. The founding of an independent United States, at least
for nearly a century, would bring little change to the nigger question.
Niggers were animals and were not considered people under the Constitution.
As long as this remained the case, everything was fine. The problem was
that,inevitably, this was bound to change. People weren't going to tolerate
slavery forever, even if the slaves were smelly niggers. In the 1860's,
the country was split by the Civil War. One cause (although perhaps not
even the main one) was the status of niggers as slaves. When the war
ended, the nigger troglodytes were freed. And then the real problems
would begin. The reason for these problems is that whenever niggers
are brought into a society, even if it's only as slaves, they will
eventually eat the society from within, much as termites would.


I would say this is a substantial part of our problems.

But can you really hate termites for being termites? You could, say,
have a dog sit through a couple of years of accounting lessons. He
may even sit there, wagging his tail, and stare at the complicated
formulas, and balance sheets and income statements on the blackboard.
If he's a well-trained doggy, he won't cause any trouble. If the only
requirement is for it to sit there and look at the accounting lessons
and just not bite anyone, the doggy may earn a diploma or a CPA
certification. But when it's all said and done, both you and me know
that the nice doggy won't be able to do your income tax returns or
your payroll or even operate a calculator. So guess what? You can
teach niggers about civics and the law and work and the economy, and
when you're all done, and they're done sitting there staring at you
and wagging their figurative tails, they will go out into society
and just do what nature programmed them to do anyway: destroying
everything. And in the end it wasn't the niggers fault. It was our ancestors'
fault for having brought his stinking ass here in the first place, where
it clearly didn't belong.

But I digress.

America grew and grew after the Civil War. It became a haven for
innovation and creativity. Huge industries grew and majestic cities
would spring up. Industrialists would rule the land and try to keep
all the wealth their workers produced, until workers fought back and
were eventually able to secure some rights for themselves and somewhat
fight the notion that people who don't have millions of dollars and
work with their hands are actually worth something and deserve a
decent slice of the pie. This would cause the USA to become a solidly
middle-class country, and therein lay its prosperity and its ability
to become a stable, powerful nation. Meanwhile the niggers were made
to stick to their part of town--and while they were no longer slaves--
they were kept under tight control. If one of them acted up, a merry
"necktie party" was thrown for the nigger, usually around the tallest
tree in town. So everything was going fine.


Homeboy be hangin' out an sheeet!

Then the USA made the mistake of getting mixed up in World War I. The
shortage of labor in the industrial north of the country compelled
many coons to leave the South and deposit their asses in towns like
Chicago, Detroit, Gary, etc. Within 50 years, they had totally wrecked
such towns with their TNB. After World War II, some people decided
that keeping the niggers under control was bad and "oppressive", so
the "Civil Rights Movement" was born, which culminated with the
outlawing of segregation in the 1960s. This "struggle" (which was more
like a 20-year long riot) was led by Martin Lucifer Coon, a communist,
plagiarist and known sexual pervert and adulterer. Luckily, this nigger
was made good in 1968, but not before the Civil Rights Act of 1964
was passed. Curiously enough, the more rights and privileges the Government
gave the niggers, the more they rioted and set entire cities on fire. The more
niggers got, the angrier they became, oddly enough. America gave the
niggers jobs ahead of more qualified humans and they cried "RAYCISSM!!"
We let them into our finest universities and they said "DIS BE INJUSSSTIZZ!"
The USA bends over backwards to make sure niggers get whatever
they need--money, food stamps, job training-- so that they can
be productive members of society, and they express their gratitude
by robbing, raping, killing and destroying. And then they say
"I DINTS DO NUFFINS!!". And now America has given the coons a
"Black" President. What will they say now? I'm sure they're thinking
of something to whine about, even as I write this. However, with a coon
in the White House, it won't be much longer before niggers demand that
humans get off the sidewalk to let them pass, or stop paying their bills
(well, moreso than before) because now "blacks run the country". Sorry,
apes, but you are all in for an extremely rude awakening.


Enjoy your new President and First Simian (pic courtesy of James E Ray).

And while all this has been happening, America decided to stop
MAKING anything, since Third World countries could make stuff
so much cheaper. And we decided to stop being involved with how
our government is run, because the football game's on, man!! And
we let giant corporations take all our resources and throw them
down the toilet and ship our jobs overseas and work to death those
of us who still manage to have jobs. Not only that, but in recent decades
our government and financial institutions have seen it fit to lend money to
niggers that no one in their right mind would've thought could pay a
mortgage. So all the defaults have sent the credit markets tumbling and
are causing the worst meltdown since the Great Depression. And we
haven't even reached bottom yet.

Our mighty empire and our wealth and influence quickly evaporate, and soon
there won't be enough leftover wealth to bribe the niggers into not chimping
out all the way. And then what?!? Just make sure you're ready, because things
are getting very grim, very fast. And like most empires, this one must end, but
the kind of end if meets was largely due to us. We could've had a soft landing,
or we can have what is certainly coming. And we'll have no one but ourselves
to blame.

Good night!

[oprah]

Ahhh another masterfully written brilliant expose by Niggerology Prof. Nutnice! LOL...I'm guessing this was probably the hardest one since you could fill pages with how the niggers have been systematically wrecking the country since the days of March & Lootin Koon, a whoreson, wife beater & commie elevated to hero status after his death. Only thing I'd have added would minimize the finger pointing at the large corporations, because you are leaving out the blame on the niggers who created such a chasm between labor and management. The NIGGER sent the jobs overseas because otherwise businesses had to fill quotas and lose productivity to trifling niggers or face humongous lawsuits that cut into profitablity by, what else, giving more money to niggers. So they started outsourcing labor overseas. Compounding the inbalance of trade, the formerly stable U.S. banking system fell victim to more affirmative action and the abysmal losses it inevitably produces. The misguided Coonmunity Restitution Act of the Carter admin.was finally and fully perverted by Clinton and cronies whereby they not only required banks to make enough minority loans to fill quotas, they forced them to open branches in 'underserved' areas--a euphemism for ghettos. Then when the chickens came home to roost (niggers started defauting on loans they never should've gotten in the first place), we had ourselves a banking crisis and a convenient target for blame--the white Republican president.
It is no accident that those manipulating the banking industry into making failed nigger loans will be placed in Cabinet level positions by the new nigger president, with the net result that the U.S. may turn into a slum even faster than the mostly nigger coontries of sub Saharan Afreaka.

[Clorox]

Another fantastic job. Thank you!

[nutnice]

Ahhh another masterfully written brilliant expose by Niggerology Prof. Nutnice! LOL...I'm guessing this was probably the hardest one since you could fill pages with how the niggers have been systematically wrecking the country since the days of March & Lootin Koon, a whoreson, wife beater & commie elevated to hero status after his death. Only thing I'd have added would minimize the finger pointing at the large corporations, because you are leaving out the blame on the niggers who created such a chasm between labor and management. The NIGGER sent the jobs overseas because otherwise businesses had to fill quotas and lose productivity to trifling niggers or face humongous lawsuits that cut into profitablity by, what else, giving more money to niggers. So they started outsourcing labor overseas. Compounding the inbalance of trade, the formerly stable U.S. banking system fell victim to more affirmative action and the abysmal losses it inevitably produces. The misguided Coonmunity Restitution Act of the Carter admin.was finally and fully perverted by Clinton and cronies whereby they not only required banks to make enough minority loans to fill quotas, they forced them to open branches in 'underserved' areas--a euphemism for ghettos. Then when the chickens came home to roost (niggers started defauting on loans they never should've gotten in the first place), we had ourselves a banking crisis and a convenient target for blame--the white Republican president.
It is no accident that those manipulating the banking industry into making failed nigger loans will be placed in Cabinet level positions by the new nigger president, with the net result that the U.S. may turn into a slum even faster than the mostly nigger coontries of sub Saharan Afreaka.

You make some good points, and there is certainly a lot I had to leave off of this entry.
I may have to make some additions.

[oprah]

Prof. nutnice, I hope you don't think I was being critical of your work, I know you couldn't possibly list every way the niggers have systematically looted and ruined this once fine country (guess I need to call it a coontry now). That would make the thing waaaaay too long! but you're welcome to incorporate what I wrote if it helps--it's very hard to condense down into just a couple paragraphs and you did a masterful job.

Hell I just read today's Sunday Washington ComPost , a depressing issue indeed. A total nigger loving celebration and Osama love fest, with a prominent front page article on how black leaders who has been asking for an Afro-centric administration during the campaign, were now demanding their needs be addressed. A euphemism for when are we gonna get our reparations? GIB ME DAT! Then there were articles and pictures throughout of the many nigger celebrations in the area, and even a fine op ed piece by Desmond Tutu, comparing the nigger's victory to how he felt the day back in 1994 when South Africa was granted nigger rule. I was really tempted to write a letter to the editor, and still may, to point out how well that's worked out.

[budfr]

Nut, great job, as usual. But in my opinion, you should write part 2 or go by States and even compare the niggers vs other minorities. Now, I have to say that if the elections were last year, Mccain would have won, the reason why that chimpanzee won was that the people were pissed off at the government because of the crisis and the waste of time and money in Irak. Also, Palin was just clowning around in my opinion. Anyway, I´m sure this nigger will not be the mesiah for the niggers, he will simply be manipulaed by the corporations and the vice president. By the way, niggers in Africa have started the "gives me dat" crap, thinking obongo will give them money or something. Hey, many so-called relatives are claimimg a piece of the pie. The niggers will have an attitude now. Let´s just forget about that "white guilt" and start doing something. The sad thing is that many whites voted for obongo and, oddly enough, many niggers voted against obongo!!

[Miss Ann]

This entry was great, I wouldn't change a thing.
One could go on and on investigating every facet of the US's history with niggers, but you summed it up in an entertaining way and covered the essential stuff.
Good job.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Nutnice, this is a masterpiece

Maybe you should do the UK next I can help you getting info with that if you like - just Google 'Windrush' for starters

[GoodGollyMissMolly]

I agree with Miss Ann, you did a wonderful job and summed it to a T (which probably wasn't an easy job). I know that it's all in humour and fun but I still find it very informative and fascinating. You write very well.

[NikkaPleez]

Main Industries: Talking on the phone, ringing cash registers, pushing
papers, buying and re-selling junk

You really hit the nail on the head there! LOL
Great post!!