Skyrim , what happened to my horse ?

[trolle]

You are playing skyrim , minding your own business . You save some gold and buy yourself a horse . Then one perfect fast travel later , you come back from the dungeon with your loot and your horse is gone .

Q. What happened to my horse ?
A. Redguard took it .

[CAYT]

A nigger took it.

[NiggaPleaze]

DAM same thing I wanted to say A NIGGER TOOK IT. Sorry I cant help with the game.

[trolle]

DAM same thing I wanted to say A NIGGER TOOK IT. Sorry I cant help with the game.

its a nerd joke . Redguards are niggers . That was my first though when my horse disappeared .

[Bottle_of_hate]

I never bought horses. I would only use them as shortcuts as they could climb up places you couldn't. They made great anti death jobs to. Jump off a huge cliff, horse dies and you live. Saves you from having to go around. If only more red guards had horses to "borrow" from.

[trolle]

I never bought horses. I would only use them as shortcuts as they could climb up places you couldn't. They made great anti death jobs to. Jump off a huge cliff, horse dies and you live. Saves you from having to go around. If only more red guards had horses to "borrow" from.

Use shadowmere she has anti-nig defense inbuilt , can kill off thugs on her own . You know you can just use become ethereal when jumping off cliffs . In most places you can climb down .

[Gwendolyn]

You are playing skyrim , minding your own business . You save some gold and buy yourself a horse . Then one perfect fast travel later , you come back from the dungeon with your loot and your horse is gone .

Q. What happened to my horse ?
A. Redguard took it .

I thought this was hilarious! Skyrim, ftw!

[Furious Fat Man]

real men go rebels! they know what's wrong w/ their country, and it aint them, it's the fuckin libtarded elves & their redguard pets!

lol, love it.


Nords > all.

[Aquila]

Yup I was a nord and was with the stormcloaks over imperials. Imperials let the elves and other races take over thier lands. Sound familiar? I also attacked all Red Guard on site hahahaha!

[trolle]

real men go rebels! they know what's wrong w/ their country, and it aint them, it's the fuckin libtarded elves & their redguard pets!

lol, love it.


Nords > all.

uhh are you referring to high elves and thalmor ?They are bad-ass , scheming magical nazis with superior fire power ? Ive been blasting nords and redguards alike with my high elf battle-mage . Heavy armor , claymore , fire magic and boobs are essence of a great RPG character . Fortunately ive avoided eating redguards while running around as a werewolf .