Golf, anyone?

[Yo' Mama]

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> A human goes to a golf course.
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> He approaches the human behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I would
> like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."
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> The human behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but
> all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this: We
> just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one
> with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your
> round of golf is on me today."
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> The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer
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> He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I
> think my driver will do the job."
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> The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood. A
> driver is far too much club for this hole."
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> Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the
> ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the
> green.
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> The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his
> assistance.
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> As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this green is gonna
> break left to right."
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> The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do believe this green
> will break right to left"
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> Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided
> again to listen to the machine.
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> He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot and his advice.
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> But his luck didn't end there. His entire game was the best game he ever
> played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.
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> Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was
> your game ?"
> The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you
> very much for letting me take one of your robots.
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> See you next week.
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> A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop.
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> Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would
> like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."
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> The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, "Well the
> 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too
> many complaints."
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> Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've complained
> about those robots? They were incredible"
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> The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance.
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> It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off
> them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way. "
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> The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
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> The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of 'em didn't show up
> for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the
> other is running for President."
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[Maleficarum]

Hahahahahahahaha, nice one, that cracked me up.