How Humans Look to Niggers

[PrivateJoker]

I'm going to give you perspective into how niggers view humans.

Imagine you as you are - pretty easy, really. If you are like me, you do typical human things, which in my case involve having a job, taking care of a family, all the while trying to get in some fun on the side - a little drinking (or a lot), a little hunting and camping, sometimes mixed with drinking. Firearms get fired, fireworks get set off. I work on vehicles for friends right in my yard when I can't fit them in the garage. You might like to work on your house, or work on it while drinking...

Whatever you're into, I'm sure it's not wholly differentiated from my interests, unless you're in the upper upper classes. Well, we're going to call the aforementioned things 'Typical Redneck Behavior' (TRB), and you, for this exercise, are a redneck.

You probably live in a human area where the streets are reasonably clean, birds sing in the trees, and you can walk around without reasonable expectations of getting mugged. The cops come when you call, but you rarely need to call. In other words, Anytime, USA.

Now imagine, if you will (cue Rod Serling) that in the next town over you have a race of people who have streets made of glass, and houses and yards so neat and perfect it looks like they're photoshopped. The people are so pale they're almost translucent, and they're extremely fine-boned, and that's where they get their name from: The Pales. The Pales have an average IQ of 130. The daughters of the Pales are unbelievably gorgeous. And Paletown is just amazing. For example, there are no cops in the town, because there is no crime in Paletown. There is just some town administrator guy who goes around and responds to questions and solves arguments.

Paletown is totally peaceful, without a speck of trash on the ground, and people are very quiet and reserved. There are no locks on the doors because there's no theft. They have wireless, free energy systems, they live twice as long as rednecks, have almost no disease, and have eliminated almost every human ailment.

But, enough of the Pales. Let's return to us rednecks. Now, seeing that TRB is loud, obnoxious, and even scary to the Pales you'd think, "Ok, I won't go over there to Paletown and bug them," because it's not too hard to understand that your neighbors are basically a different species from you, and your TRB is just alien to them. But since you, dear reader, are taking the place of a nigger, and your neighbors are humans, this isn't how the story ends. Nope - get this - the Pales actually invite you to live with them. This may sound crazy enough, but get this - they supply you with free housing!

But you might think, "Well, I like loud cars, loud music, drinking... I wouldn't want to give that up." Well, don't worry, redneck - when you live with the pales, you can still act like a redneck. Don't worry - it won't offend them, because they feel guilty that you like those crass things. Yes, they actually believe that your IQ averages 100, and that you like hunting, drinking, and fireworks because they haven't done enough to make you a better person. So they're willing to look the other way and put up with your TRB. In fact, some of them even are picking up your TRB habits instead of prefering their own quiet hobbies and customs!

But it gets even better: Pale education and entertainment teaches them to let their daughters mate with your redneck sons! They give you free gibs (welfare) of all kinds: Medical, Housing, Food. And better yet, they tell you, the redneck with his TRB, that your lifestyle is a result of their existence. Yes, the reason that you don't live like Pales is because 200 years ago Pales conquered rednecks in a war and took over some of their lands, all the while giving them wireless power, peace, and medicine. So now all Pale people must die off and be replaced with rednecks. So the Pales think that if they treat you super nice and give you everything, that you'll be like them, instead of a redneck. But even after many generations of this, rednecks still like TRB and have IQs that are 30% less than the Pales.

The final twist is that you have to imagine that for some reason, you as the redneck, or in this case the nigger, actually hate and envy the Pales. Even as they give you all the free shit they can muster, and are destroying their own town, their own race, and their own peace, you still hate their guts. When you get one of them by himself, you gang up on him and kill him, and if you need an excuse, you just say it was because he called you a redneck. That's right, when a Pale says 'redneck,' he gets socially shunned as a racist. The worst thing in the world for a Pale to do is to say 'redneck,' even though rednecks call each other redneck all the time. Any Pale who dares say he wants to live only with other Pales is automatically declared to be the most evil person in human history, right up with Hitler.

Every time you turn on the TV, you see shows describing how the pale people are dumb morons, and you, the rednecks, are the supreme magical beings of the world, even though your redneck mind can't even figure out how to work their wireless power systems. And then one day, the Pale people elect a redneck with an IQ of only 100 to be their leader, and they exalt him like he's their messiah.

Why do the Pales do this? No one knows. But hopefully this has helped you understand how humans look to niggers.

[FloydPinkerton]

I must say, I was speechless. You have definitely explained this so clearly, I, for one, already knew that niggers were animals (and all other members hopefully). But to see it in their prospective was something that was left to the imagination, often being very silly and slack-jawed, so to speak. But this post, is now my all-time favourite. I mean, I can hardly muster up the words to explain. Thanks PrivateJoker.

[Mr. Archer]

Outstanding! This should be read to human children as a bedtime story.

I hope some libtards get to read it. Maybe it will aid them in removing their head from the void that is surrounded by their sphincter muscle.

[ambition_def]

Close but not quite.

The Pales in this instance are the elite who have forsaken the non-elite Pales to TRB, against their wishes.

Nobody willingly allows TNB into their neighborhood. They willingly allow TNB into the neighborhoods of others! Quite a huge distinction to be had there.

I find truth in what people say regarding appeasers and their wish for a different, more braindead demographic. We are so far removed from the lives of our leaders that we may as well be dog shit under their heels. We don't just need a change of leadership. We need power returned to our communities that hasn't existed for a very long time. Once you remove the grip of centralized power the nightmare ends.

[Kid Clorox]

If you took the word nigger out of it, you might even get it published on other sites....

If not, then here it stays, probably. Except for maybe Miss Ann's blog, and a few others.
Good concept, but maybe, just to f__k with libtards, call em purples...

Lawdy! We all be lubbin dat 'colah pupah' !

[The Friendly Racist]

EXCELLENT POST my friend, absolute top notch stuff right here.

Post of the fucking year

This should be shown to libtards and if they have half a brain (or not completely brainwashed) they'd agree too... (I hope)

[whitebuck]

Very well said, except the paieys should have greeted the first Rednecks with a firm Fuck Off, and the problem would never have started!!

[Belfastlad]

Excellent!

[haywood]

I'm going to give you perspective into how niggers view humans.

Imagine you as you are - pretty easy, really. If you are like me, you do typical human things, which in my case involve having a job, taking care of a family, all the while trying to get in some fun on the side - a little drinking (or a lot), a little hunting and camping, sometimes mixed with drinking. Firearms get fired, fireworks get set off. I work on vehicles for friends right in my yard when I can't fit them in the garage. You might like to work on your house, or work on it while drinking...

Whatever you're into, I'm sure it's not wholly differentiated from my interests, unless you're in the upper upper classes. Well, we're going to call the aforementioned things 'Typical Redneck Behavior' (TRB), and you, for this exercise, are a redneck.

You probably live in a human area where the streets are reasonably clean, birds sing in the trees, and you can walk around without reasonable expectations of getting mugged. The cops come when you call, but you rarely need to call. In other words, Anytime, USA.

Now imagine, if you will (cue Rod Serling) that in the next town over you have a race of people who have streets made of glass, and houses and yards so neat and perfect it looks like they're photoshopped. The people are so pale they're almost translucent, and they're extremely fine-boned, and that's where they get their name from: The Pales. The Pales have an average IQ of 130. The daughters of the Pales are unbelievably gorgeous. And Paletown is just amazing. For example, there are no cops in the town, because there is no crime in Paletown. There is just some town administrator guy who goes around and responds to questions and solves arguments.

Paletown is totally peaceful, without a speck of trash on the ground, and people are very quiet and reserved. There are no locks on the doors because there's no theft. They have wireless, free energy systems, they live twice as long as rednecks, have almost no disease, and have eliminated almost every human ailment.

But, enough of the Pales. Let's return to us rednecks. Now, seeing that TRB is loud, obnoxious, and even scary to the Pales you'd think, "Ok, I won't go over there to Paletown and bug them," because it's not too hard to understand that your neighbors are basically a different species from you, and your TRB is just alien to them. But since you, dear reader, are taking the place of a nigger, and your neighbors are humans, this isn't how the story ends. Nope - get this - the Pales actually invite you to live with them. This may sound crazy enough, but get this - they supply you with free housing!

But you might think, "Well, I like loud cars, loud music, drinking... I wouldn't want to give that up." Well, don't worry, redneck - when you live with the pales, you can still act like a redneck. Don't worry - it won't offend them, because they feel guilty that you like those crass things. Yes, they actually believe that your IQ averages 100, and that you like hunting, drinking, and fireworks because they haven't done enough to make you a better person. So they're willing to look the other way and put up with your TRB. In fact, some of them even are picking up your TRB habits instead of prefering their own quiet hobbies and customs!

But it gets even better: Pale education and entertainment teaches them to let their daughters mate with your redneck sons! They give you free gibs (welfare) of all kinds: Medical, Housing, Food. And better yet, they tell you, the redneck with his TRB, that your lifestyle is a result of their existence. Yes, the reason that you don't live like Pales is because 200 years ago Pales conquered rednecks in a war and took over some of their lands, all the while giving them wireless power, peace, and medicine. So now all Pale people must die off and be replaced with rednecks. So the Pales think that if they treat you super nice and give you everything, that you'll be like them, instead of a redneck. But even after many generations of this, rednecks still like TRB and have IQs that are 30% less than the Pales.

The final twist is that you have to imagine that for some reason, you as the redneck, or in this case the nigger, actually hate and envy the Pales. Even as they give you all the free shit they can muster, and are destroying their own town, their own race, and their own peace, you still hate their guts. When you get one of them by himself, you gang up on him and kill him, and if you need an excuse, you just say it was because he called you a redneck. That's right, when a Pale says 'redneck,' he gets socially shunned as a racist. The worst thing in the world for a Pale to do is to say 'redneck,' even though rednecks call each other redneck all the time. Any Pale who dares say he wants to live only with other Pales is automatically declared to be the most evil person in human history, right up with Hitler.

Every time you turn on the TV, you see shows describing how the pale people are dumb morons, and you, the rednecks, are the supreme magical beings of the world, even though your redneck mind can't even figure out how to work their wireless power systems. And then one day, the Pale people elect a redneck with an IQ of only 100 to be their leader, and they exalt him like he's their messiah.

Why do the Pales do this? No one knows. But hopefully this has helped you understand how humans look to niggers.

OUTSTANDING Private Joker! A movie should be made of this. Now, Private Joker SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!

[The Friendly Racist]

this should be stickied