Haha, that's pretty great. I have a friend that is majoring in Philosophy. He is also a dirty hippie. So he will be working at a coffeehouse or head shop for the rest of his life. Not like I will fare much better even with a semi-decent degree, but still, I am not a dirty hippie with a philosophy degree.
I noticed that they didn't have the cojones to say African Studies or African History on the list, so I said it for them in the comments section.