Hi Chimpers,

So, I love the site, and while smoking a cigarette this morning decided to make this for you. Not included are all the ape's singing about themselves..

Aper's Delight (sung to the tune of Rapper's Delight)
By: NBCT (Nigger Be Cool Tool)

i said a nig nog the niggie the niggie
to the nig nig sprog, a you dont stop breeding
smoke the rock it to the ape ape oogie say up jumped the oogie
to the rhythm of the oogie, the beast


to the apes, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta ape ape the oogie to the oogie
say up jump the oogie to the ape ape oogie
smoke rock, you dont stop
smoke the rock that will make your body chimpout


check it out, i'm the c-h-i-mp-the-o-u-t
and the rest is e-b-t
ya see i go by the code of the gorilla in the mist
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and I buy my food with mah EBT
ya see i stoled mah clothes from muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got seventeen sprogs, i got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a broken down continental and a rusted out cadillac
so after school, i raped a white girl
which was in a bathroom stall
i got a color tv so i can see
the thugs play basketball
hear me talkin bout foodstamps, EBT cards
more welfare than a nigger could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (smoke crack)
ya say im gonna get a fat girl gonna get some chicken
drive off with defendant O.J.
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
with 15 sprogs who's payin mah rent?

master gee, am I mellow
its on you so what you gonna do

well it's sprog n nog n sprog nog n nog
the nigger dont stop until the break of dawn
i said n-i-g, g-e-r, a nig with a sprog and the nig nig nog
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master niggy
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the baby factories and the really young girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest nigger there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
I dropped a stolen tv on your toes
I start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while ooga ooga boogin
and the damn ya start doin the freak
i said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air


Yeah... that's all you get. I'm tired of converting all this english into niggerbabble.

Merry Christmas Chimpout!
NBCT