Well, for those who don't know the scoop: There has been A LOT of seismic activity in the central-east part of the state of Oklahoma. We had the state's strongest earthquake in history about half a week ago. Three earthquakes happened in the last week that have been in the top five strongest. So I've got one question to ask you Chimpers:

Do you all think Ookrah Losefrey is gonna jog for us? Do you all think niggerlover Shakira is gonna sing for us?