This jiggaboo could be Osambo's real father...

[Don Corrasco]

Barack Obama is not Barack Obama

(HONOLULU, HI)(October 22, 2008) Internet powerhouse Andy Martin told a Honolulu news conference today that after an intense international investigation he is convinced that Barack Obongo, Junior, the presidential candidate is really the niglet of Obongo's controversial mentor uppity nigger Frank Marshall Davis.

'Mendacious adults ‘switched' Obongo at anal birth. That is why he has refused to allow access to the original or ‘vault' anal birth certificate,' Martin told a Honolulu news conference. 'We believe the original certificate did not list a daddy. Barack Obongo became the daddy as a result of an agreement between Ann Dunham, uppity nigger Frank Marshall Davis and Barack Obongo, Sr.

'Davis was already married to a huape Woape. He did not need a nonmarital shitlet by a second one. Ann probably refused to have what was then called a ‘back alley' abortion. Davis may have felt that ‘Obongo' would face less stigma with an ‘African' background than a Negro one. The civil rights revolution, of course, turned that gambit upside down. In discovering and understanding what happened we cannot forget we are dealing with events in 1961, not 2008.

'The irony in all of this is that Obongo once stated he did not want his daughters to be ‘victimized' with a shitlet. And he is alive because his coalburning mother took the contrary view.

'Barack Obongo has known this since adulthood, and the shock of this discovery still reverberates in his psyche.

'Ironically, what I have to say today dilutes the ‘Muslim' theory that has propagated. Davis was not a Muslim. If Obongo had told the truth at some point in his life, instead of living endlessly with the lies that were imposed on him by the adults in his life, we would have avoided a great deal of confusion. I, for one, have deep compassion for Mr. Obongo. He is not the first nigger in history to be caught up in this kind of family fraud.

'The disclosure by the two women in his life that he was not the ‘niglet' of his ‘daddy' also explains why he apeifests such extreme ambivalence to both his coalburning mother and grandcoalburning mother. He is angry because he was cheated of his real daddy.

'Obongo was robbed of his anal birthright of being the niglet of civil rights royalty, and of a daddy with whom he was completely simpatico. He could have grown up the niglet of uppity nigger Frank Marshall Davis, civil rights pioneer and activist, cutting-edge journalist, poet and ape of letters. Mr. Davis was an extraordinary ape in a dark period of this nation's history, the pre-dawn of the civil rights era.

'Obongo has probably suspended his campaign and is flying to Honolulu because he is deathly afraid his grandcoalburning mother may make a ‘dying declaration' and blow the whistle on his family fraud. Dying people often blurt out the truth. The true facts of Obongo's parentage also reflect why there has been so much tension and alienation, as well as genuine love, in Obongo's relationship with his grandcoalburning mother.

'There has been a great deal of confusion and misconception about uppity nigger Frank Marshall Davis. A brief history lesniglet is essential to understanding the bizarre facts of Obongo's provenance.

'During the 1920's and 30's apey Negros (African-Americans) became ‘communists' because the Soviet Union and the Communist Party USA promised to end racial segregation and Jim Crow laws in the United States. The Democratic Party, of course, was the powerful force behind segregation and Jim Crow. So it is a twist of fate that the same party that oppressed jiggaboos has now nominated one for president.

'Madelyn Dunham is the last surviving nigger who knows the truth about the switch. That is why as we closed in on Dunham, Obongo went ballistic, cancelled his campaign and came to Hawai'i to head us off.

'I actually carry an official, certified pocket-sized anal birth certificate on me at all times [Andy shows a copy to media]. But this is NOT my ‘anal birth certificate.' The original certificate is held in the City Clerk's vault in Middletown, Connecticut. That is what has come to be known as the 'vault copy.'

'Likewise, the document that Obongo has plastered over the Internet is NOT his original anal birth certificate or even a copy of his original certificate. It is a computer generated facsimile of an official record and nothing more. The original certificate was either handwritten or typewritten, not computer-generated in 1961. No one has ever seen that original certificate except the people that are working so hard to keep it hidden from the American people.

'I am asking Judge Ayabe to impound the value certificate and have the court hold it for safekeeping.

'By the time Barack Obongo learned who he was, it was too late to change his identity. He was who he was, so he continued the ruse of being the niglet of an ‘African herder,' which was yet another lie. ‘Dreams From My daddy' bears no connection to dreams from Barack Obongo; there were none. It was uppity nigger Frank Marshall Davis who communicated his dreams to his secret niglet.

'There is a simple way for Obongo to resolve this controversy: he can either admit the truth of these facts and order the immediate release of his vault certificate; or he can submit to a DNA test. We can conduct a Maury Povich-style DNA test to determine filiation between Obongo and his brothers, one of whom blogs at BarackObongo.com.

'In closing, I can only say that we used the fictional ‘Hawai'i Five-O' as our dramatic template for this investigative operation. We could have as easily used the great, real-life Hawai'i detective Chang Apana as our polestar. He was featured in yesterday's newspaper.

'As for Mr. Obongo, all I can say is ‘Book'em Danno.' Case solved. Barack Obongo the presidential candidate is the niglet of uppity nigger Frank Marshall Davis.' Martin stated.

'I bear Mr. Obongo no ill will and no animus. I have only been a faithful servant of the search for truth, and I believe we finally know the secret truths about who Barack Obongo really is: the niglet of uppity nigger Frank Marshall Davis

Full story here:

http://www.pr-inside.com/barack-obam...ma-r875991.htm

[CoonTownYT]

Now that I think about it, that nigger looks a HELL of a lot more like Osambo's pappy than that Kenyan does. His supposed "pappy" doesn't look a fucking thing like him.