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Thread: Nigger Magic Cards
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10-12-2011, 11:34 PM #1
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Nigger Magic Cards
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10-13-2011, 12:26 AM #2Officer
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This one's mine!
The Great Beast.jpgHumans were imbued with intelligence, creativity, self-drive, and the WILL to strive towards perfection. None of these traits appear in the nigger.
Niggers are only driven by an insatiable hunger for destruction and chaos.
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10-13-2011, 12:28 AM #3Captain
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Truly fantastic!!!
I used to play that game, and those are perfect. Show up at one of the tournaments with an "all black" deck like that and watch the chaos ensue.Hoosier Daddy... You don't know, do you nigger?
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10-13-2011, 12:54 AM #4Officer
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Great idea. The possibilities are endless. I do take issue with calling that buck "great".
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10-13-2011, 01:55 AM #5Lieutenant
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It has no mana cost. Now how the hell are you going to play the Monkey Bitch? Discard, then reanimate it?
Originally Posted by Luckman23
Maybe niggers are always useless, even if they are in magic cards.
Infectious Sprog.jpg
Innistrad gave us nice ability but causes headaches for Magic rules. Flip the sprog once any player has a poison counter and you get a nigger that has haste but is tapped once flipped. Yep, useless niggers.
Infectious Sprog (flipped).jpgTo be Unclean
That is the mark of the Nigger.
To be Impure
That is the mark of the Nigger.
To be Abhorred
That is the mark of the Nigger.
To be Reviled
That is the mark of the Nigger.
To be Hunted
That is the mark of the Nigger.
To be Purged
That is the mark of the Nigger.
To be Cleansed
For that is the fate of all Niggers.
SAUDI ARABIANS ARE NIGGERS
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10-13-2011, 04:33 PM #6
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Lol I totally forgot about the Mana costs, but yes I think that discarding method is quite fitting
cause they are useless as shit
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10-13-2011, 04:53 PM #7
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10-13-2011, 04:55 PM #8Trustee
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That is some funny ass shit.
HA HA HA ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
My face hurts from laughing so hard.
PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING!
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10-13-2011, 04:55 PM #9Chief
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10-14-2011, 12:15 AM #10Chief
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Someone should make a template and let the fun begin.
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