Beach Question

[Dwight Mansburden]

I have a question for you chimpers on the east coast. My girlfriend and I are planning on going on vacation late next spring. She has never seen the ocean, and I want her to have a good experience. Can any of you recommend and beaches that are close to nigger free? We live in Indiana so don't want to drive too far south, we were thinking maybe Virginia. Any suggestions?

Well...you could go north to Churchill, Manitoba...accessible via rail or air...wide-open beaches on the shore of pristine Hudson's Bay.

No niggers at all...but there is a polar bear problem until the bay freezes over in a few weeks.

[Munky]

We're driving there....I don't handle public transportation well. lol I think I'll look into the outer banks, hadn't thought of there.