CELEBRITY BUZZ: Mark Wahlberg is not a fan of the recent SNL sketch, in which Andy Samberg - as Wahlberg - emotes to barnyard animals. Wahlberg bemoaned the show’s having “not been funny for a long time,” especially in comparison to the days of “Eddie Murphy…and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray.” Hey Mark, if you like Piscopo so much, why don’t you hire him for your next bar mitzvah?

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The Best Links:

  1. Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals
  2. “When Going With the Ole ‘SNL Used to Be So Much Funnier’ Chestnut, It’s Best Not to Make Any Reference to Joe Piscopo, Seeing As How Any Mention of Joe Piscopo Ruins Your Argument.”
  3. Book Joe Piscopo!
  4. “All You Have to Do [to Impersonate Mark Wahlberg Successfully] is Make Your Voice Go Up and Down and Up and Down All the Way Through the Sentence. It Also Helps if You’re 18 Inches Tall and Produce a Horrible TV Show That is Little More Than a Tribute to How Wonderful You Are.”
  5. “Jesus, Like You Are Such an Auteur, Wahlberg. You and Donnie Both.”


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