Well I am at the half way mark to 1,000So fellow chimpers, please help me put together a list of essential items needed for your standard Nigger Flash Mob Survival Kit.....
To kick this off, Item number 1 should most certainly be:
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What other items shall we add?
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08-09-2011, 01:55 AM #1Chief
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500th Post! (Nigger Flash Mob Survival Kit)
Oppressors can tyrannize only when they achieve a standing army, an enslaved press, and a disarmed populace. -- James Madison
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08-09-2011, 02:11 AM #2Chain Gang Foreman
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To throw as a decoy, while you escape to a defendable position.If guns kill people, mine are all defective.Click the pictures to read the blogs of Miss Ann, and Intolerant
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08-09-2011, 02:13 AM #3Sergeant
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Basketballs also make a good diversion. Just throw and watch them run after it. It's like a dog chasing a stick - involuntary.
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08-09-2011, 02:16 AM #4Major
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Don't forget to insert grenade.
Originally Posted by YTISFEDUP
To throw as a decoy, while you escape to a defendable position.
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08-09-2011, 02:23 AM #5Chief
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Congrats! You're a Captain now! That's my next promotion.
What about bringing a portable anti-nog watermellon launcher to the battlefield? If the impact doesn't make 'em good, they will franticly be trying to eat the shrapnel, providing you with an opportunity to reload
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08-09-2011, 04:21 AM #6Negromancer
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How about a bucket full of rubber snakes?
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08-09-2011, 04:30 AM #7Lieutenant
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How about some blank employment applications. You can transport them in a bassinet.
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08-09-2011, 06:37 AM #8Chief
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Niggers are terrified of armed Humans and cats. They also like to rape farm animals, so keep one around as a distraction.Niggers. You know i hate 'em.
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08-09-2011, 03:40 PM #9Chief
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A water hose. Niggers hate dat rayzist water
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08-09-2011, 08:41 PM #10Officer
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I think a few inflatable whit wimmins sex dolls to distract them while you are reloading.
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