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    Default Drunken Africoon gets all RAPEY with a chicken

    Niggers really will Muh Dik anything.

    CHISAMBA, ZAMBIA – A Zambian man, Mr Goliath Nyirenda was caught sexually pleasuring himself on a chicken in Zambia’s Chisamba area, a court was told.

    Mr Goliath Nyirenda, 27, was on Thursday convicted of having indulged himself in “carnal knowledge” of a chicken.

    Mr Nyirenda however denied the allegation stating that on the night in question, he returned home after a night of heavily imbibing drink. He went to bed and was awoken by chicken owner, Gift Michelo. Nyirenda further alleged he was shocked when Michelo locked him in his own house then called his neighbours and the police for no reason.
    Din do nuffins!

    The arresting officer, Mr Chishi told the court that he made the decision to arrest Mr Nyirenda after he investigated the matter. Mr Chishi noticed that the chicken was soiled in its rear end. This testimony was also corroborated by Mr Michelo. The chicken subsequently died possibly due to trauma to the rear passage.
    Niggers really do love chicken-literally.






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    Default Drunken Africoon gets all RAPEY with a chicken

    Even if you only have a two inch prick, how in the fuck do you rape a chicken?

    Muhfugga wanted his KFC fresh apparently.... lol

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    Is there anything they won't 'muh dik'

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    It was probably a WHITE chicken too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munky View Post
    Even if you only have a two inch prick, how in the fuck do you rape a chicken?

    Muhfugga wanted his KFC fresh apparently.... lol

    Maybe we should take this as further proof that the stories told about nigger dicks by coal-burning whores and fags are totally not true.

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    He's just giving that bird the ol' special batter before the deep fry.

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    Now we know one of the ingredients in KFC.

    Saw this once on an episode of South Park. "Chicken Lover" was a hippy who thought raping chickens would somehow get people to read. Maybe this gentleman was also trying to bring attention that African's need to read more?

    There must have been a riot after that chick died. The ensuing CO to obtain it for dinna must have been epic.
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    A few more drinks and he may have eaten the mcjizzy chicken!

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    A nigger named Goliath rapes a chicken...you literally can't make this stuff up.

    I'm just surprised to learn that there's courts in Zambia. What do those judges wear?

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