Sunday Morning Funny Pages From Atlanta!

[Count Niggula]

More TNB from "The City That Is Too Busy To Hate":

SPOOK MAIMS YT COP - NOW ON THE RUN

ATLANTA -- The family of a man accused of dragging and seriously injuring an Atlanta police officer is speaking out, and they want Khalif Edwards to turn himself in. “He is very young man, (he) became afraid and panicked,” said Edward’s uncle, Rick Harris, about the incident. Police said Officer Patrick Apoian was making a traffic stop near College and Sisson avenues early Thursday night when the driver, Edwards, tried to get away and ended up dragging Apoian. Police sources told Channel 2’s Ryan Young they wanted to question Edwards about a stolen iPhone. They said the GPS on the phone lead them to Edwards.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28644994/detail.html


ANOTHER NEGRO KILLED FOR BEING A PEDESTRIAN

ATLANTA -- Police said they were searching for two men accused of robbing and killing a man in northwest Atlanta early Saturday morning. The man was fatally shot right in front of a row of homes, but police said they are having a hard time getting information. The man was walking on the sidewalk when police said one, maybe two men, shot and robbed him.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28643396/detail.html


RETARD WILL STEAL ANYTHING!

SANDY SPRINGS, Ga. -- Sandy Springs police said a man stole computers, appliances and even apple juice during a burglary binge at an apartment complex off Pitts Road. Gerald Johnson told Petchenik that he came home from work and noticed a window screen crumpled up behind his apartment and the window broken. That’s when he knew something was wrong. Johnson said the burglar made a B-line for his laptops, but that wasn't all. “They took apple juice out of my refrigerator. I’m still discovering things that I’m missing,” said Johnson. Investigators said they've arrested Travis O'Neal Christian.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28638346/detail.html


JUST CANNOT CONTROL THAT MUH-DIK!

DEKALB COUNTY, Ga. -- A known sex offender spent two days at a metro Atlanta public pool before being arrested. Police arrested Robert McKenzie on Wednesday. Decatur police told Channel 2 Action News that someone at the Glenlake Pool called police to report a suspicious person on Tuesday. "We were told at that time, there had been an incident the day before where a father said this subject touched his son. Unfortunately, we were unable to identify who this father was so we can get the particulars of what happened that day," said Lee.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28624733/detail.html


COON GETS AWAY FROM COON COPS

STONE MOUNTAIN, Ga. -- Police are looking for the man responsible for a SWAT standoff in Stone Mountain. Officers received a call late Friday night about an armed man refusing to leave a unit in the Mountain Springs Apartments on Sheppard Road. Investigators said SWAT teams entered the home and realized the man had escaped. Several hours earlier, police said that man threatened someone else in the apartment with a shotgun. The victim managed to get away after stabbing the gunman and called police.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28643704/detail.html

[Jeff]

Them shitskins seem mighty nusy an sheeyet

[Coach Coon]

Count Niggula has a natural gift for gorilla-related headlines.