Sunday Morning Funny Pages From Atlanta!

[Count Niggula]

Why would this Sunday be different than any other? IT ISN'T!!!

SPOOK PARENTS LOVE CHEATING MORE THAN LEARNING

ATLANTA -- Channel 2 Action News has uncovered allegations that some parents and students at one southwest Atlanta school knew all about cheating in one particular classroom and tried to take advantage of it. Investigators stated in the CRCT cheating scandal report that Dunbar Elementary fifth-grade teacher Gloria Ivery supplied her classes with test answers in 2009 and other years, too. They concluded that the odds of wrong-to-right erasures in Ivey's 2009 classes were more than a trillion to one. "Parents requested that their children be placed in Ivey's class because she would give students the answers to the CRCT," investigators wrote after interviewing one teacher. The report states Ivey denied all the allegations of cheating. When investigators asked her why her CRCT test scores dropped so dramatically in 2010 when teachers were under more scrutiny, the report states, "she blamed it on the students. Ivey said her students in 2010 were not as bright as her students in 2009."

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28551281/detail.html


BANJO-LIP CARJACKS & ROBS WIGGER VIA CRAIGSLIST

GWINNETT COUNTY, Ga. -- Gwinnett County police said a quick-thinking off-duty officer helped capture a suspect minutes after he carjacked a man with a loaded gun. The victim, Allyn Whitlow, 19, of Duluth, told Channel 2’s Kerry Kavanaugh that he was trying to sell the man some speakers he posted on Craigslist. Whitlow said the Craigslist deal started off normal then turned into a nightmare when the would-be buyer pointed a gun in his face and demanded he get out of the car. Police arrested Mitchell Hart, 19, of Lawrenceville, and charged him with multiple felonies including hijacking a motor vehicle and armed robbery.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28564621/detail.html


NIGGER ENTRUSTED WITH SECURITY SHOOTS THREE, KILLS ONE

ATLANTA -- Police said they have made an arrest in a lunchtime shooting at a midtown parking garage that left one woman dead and two other women injured. The suspect has been identified as 22-year-old Nkosi Thandiwe. The suspect was employed as a security guard at a building directly across the street from the parking deck where the shootings occurred.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28561002/detail.html


UNDERAGE "MAN" SHOT AT "DA CLUB!"

DECATUR, Ga. -- An off-duty officer in DeKalb County shot a suspect in the parking lot of a night club overnight. Two off-duty officers went to Club Obsessions on Glenwood Drive at about 3 a.m. Saturday after there were reports that several gunshots were heard coming from the club’s parking lot, authorities said. When the officers arrived, they said they were confronted by a 19-year-old man. One of the officers shot the man, but police have not said what caused the officer to fire.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28570800/detail.html


SPOOK POLICE OFFICER THROWS WEIGHT AROUND, SHUT DOWN GIRLS' LEMONADE STAND

MIDWAY, Ga. -- Police in Georgia have shut down a lemonade stand run by three girls trying to save up for a trip to a water park, saying they didn't have a business license or the required permits. Midway Police Chief Kelly Morningstar says police also didn't know how the lemonade was made, who made it or what was in it. The girls had been operating for one day when Morningstar and another officer cruised by. The girls needed a business license, peddler's permit and food permit to operate, even on residential property. The permits cost $50 a day or $180 per year.

(See news video showing cop rousting girls at scene)

http://www.wsbtv.com/travelgetaways/...35/detail.html

[niggersarelowlife]

How much are permits for zoo animals to run loose in police outfits?