North Carolina Guide to a Nigger-Free Vacation

[General PoopyButt]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Carolina Guide to a Nigger-Free Vacation ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. Pittsboro

Synopsis: Pittsboro is an artsy-smartsy little town with quaint bed and breakfast locations, art galleries, hole-in-the wall bars and antique shops. Nearby is a big-cat rescue sanctuary. Moderately priced but geared towards YT, I only saw a total of two niggers - none of whom were involved in any of the attractions. Restaurants are great and local art is displayed. No foooo skramp advertisements or booming hoopties.

2. The Biltmore House

Synopsis: The Biltmore house is really cool. They even have the evil YT wine tasting tour and you can check out the monster of the house, as well. The packages and restaurant on site are a bit expensive, thus mitigating boong numbers. Hissrey beez rayciss as we all know, thus, again, mitigating boong numbers. No foooo skramp advertisements or booming hoopties. Maybe one or two niggers nearby, but, they kept deys distance an' sheeeeeeit.

3. Chimney Rock

Synopsis: We all know that staying in little cottages for the weekend as well as visiting mom-and-pop shops beeeez rayciss. Absolutely no niggers seen nearby and the rates are pretty reasonable. No doubt we all look for deals as taxes are quite high to cover entitlement programs. Not too shabby of a place. No fooooo skramp advertisements or booming hoopties.


MORE TO COME AS I VISIT THEM

[Koon_Hunter]

My experience with NC has been -

Stay in the mountains in the western part of the state, very few niggers.

The rest of NC, fuxxed.

[Stymey]

My ex wife is from Boone ,N.C. I always looked foward to visiting as there were no niggers to ruin our trip.

I guess it's too cold for them.....

[Jeff]

a nlgger free vacation would be great

[WhiteWarrior]

Taking my kids to Ft Lauderdale this weekend, Booked room at The RitzCarlton to avoid poolside niggershines. Will follow up with a post next week.